The Best 19 Douchebag Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Douchebag jokes. There are some douchebag baseless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these douchebag illiterate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Douchebag Jokes and Puns

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Dane Cook Karen joke

Karen, is ALWAYS a douchebag.

What is a female " Douchebag" in France called??

A douche-baguette

Santa Claus is a douchebag...

He made my wife sit on his lap, asked if she's been naughty this year then laughed and repeatedly called her a ho.

My douchebag nephew puts on loads of deodorant and I have a hard time understanding him.

He has too strong of an axe scent.

I had a douchbag whale as a flatmate once...

I had this douchebag whale as a flatmate once. He was really messy and never paid rent. Eventually the time came where I thought enough was enough and told him to leave, but, stubborn as he was, that didn't really work at all. So I hatched a plan. Late at night, when he was asleep, I secretly attached some wheels to his belly and pushed him out the door and back into the ocean and this time it worked wheely whale.

Douchebag joke, I had a douchbag whale as a flatmate once...

Dude, I totally found this software that like teaches people to speak like a total douchebag in dozens of different languages. Super rad...

It's called Brosetta Stone.

What did the hobbits call the douchebag Ents that missed the battle to take selfies?


A douchebag dies of food poisoning.

Why? Bad korma.

What is the catchphrase of a douchebag magician?


I'll show myself out...

You can explore douchebag surfer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean douchebag dinosore dad jokes. There are also douchebag puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

How do you catch a Douchebag?


How to tell your boss is a douchebag

I thought it was a very nice gesture of my coworkers when my Dad passed to circulate a card. Then I opened it... all I could do was laugh. What an asshat.

Know how to say douchebag in Italian?


Did you see that one episode of Friends ?

You know, where Ross acts like a douchebag and Rachel's nipples are hard.

You ever look at someone and think Wow. This guys a total douchebag. ?

This is why a stopped looking at mirrors.

Douchebag joke, You ever look at someone and think  Wow. This guys a total douchebag. ?

You are such a douchebag...

That your favorite potato chip flavor is salt n vinegar and all you have to get is salted chips.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common?

They're both obsessed with their mass every day.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the douchebag dirtbag puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working douchebag portmanteau piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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