The Best 29 Douche Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Douche jokes. There are some douche bidet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these douche douche bag puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Douche Jokes and Puns
What does Miss Piggy use as a douche?
Hogwash.
If two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, ones scarring water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make?
DOUCHE!!!!!
What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?
Scottsdale.
What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?
DOUCHE
What's the difference between Rick Perry and Summers Eve?
One is a feminine hygiene product, and the other is a disposable douche.
Madonna has many foreign boyfriends.. some are from Canada, Brazil, Mexico, France, England, Chile...
For her, Deportation is a Douche!
What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?
U mad scientist?
Mrs. Piggy
Q. Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey? A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
What do you get when you put a hugs, illiteracy, running shoes, and money altogether?
The douche bag Manny Pacquiao shouldn't have lost to.
What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?
DOUCHE!!!
what do you call a french person acting like a douche?
a douchebaguette
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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with sugar and vinegar?
Because Kermit the frog likes to eat sweet and sour pork.
A guy instructed his GF about a douche
"You shouldn't really use one very often...", he explained.
She replied, "I know, I really hesitated about you."
What sound does it make when a water truck and a vinnegar truck collide?
Douche
Man Bun? or Douche Knot?
neither, it's a fairy tail.
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but are told only one can get into the pearly gates.
St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her special enough to enter Heaven. Elizabeth takes out a douche bottle and douches herself.
St. Peter asks Dolly what makes her special enough to get into Heaven. Dolly opens up her shirt and flashes her chest.
St. Peter lets Queen Elizabeth in instead of Dolly, because a royal flush always beats a good pair.
Pop music is like a party hat
Classic and fun, but you look like a douche if you put it on in the car.
How many douches does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Big truck accident
A large truck was hauling water. Next thing I know, a truck hauling vinegar smashed into the water truck. It was very loud, all I could hear was a large *douche*!
A douchebag dies of food poisoning.
Why? Bad korma.
Happy Douche Bag Day!
Since tomorrow is the first day of summer that makes today Summer's Eve!
The US is the only country in the world to say "Our president is such a douche...
I bet a monkey could do a better job" and then actually follow through by electing an orangutan as their president.
My douchebag nephew puts on loads of deodorant and I have a hard time understanding him.
He has too strong of an axe scent.
You are such a douchebag...
That your favorite potato chip flavor is salt n vinegar and all you have to get is salted chips.
Know how to say douchebag in Italian?
Lamborghini
What does the douchey atom play on guitar?
And after aaaaaall,
You're my Van der Waaaaal.
Some douche bag hit me from behind in the street yesterday and ran off with my limbo stick.
I mean really, how low can you go? |
What do you call an irritating Hobbit?
Douche Baggins.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the douche latex jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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