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Double Trouble Jokes

7 double trouble jokes and hilarious double trouble puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about double trouble that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Double Trouble Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good double trouble joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What does a witch order at In-N-Out Burger?

A double-double, toil and trouble....

If an Indian programmer has no bread and his computations don't even give #NAN

that's double trouble.

A man walks into bar...

He runs to the bartender and says "Quick! Get me a double brandy before the trouble starts!"
The bartender pours him his drink and the man downs it and says "Quick! Double brandy, before the trouble starts!"
The bartender is confused, but pours him another drink.
The man downs it and says again "Quick! Double brandy, before the trouble starts!"
The bartender asks "Hang on a minute, what's this trouble?"
The man replies "I don't have any money."

Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum?

She had some double bubble toilet trouble.

A man from East Kent

There once was a man from East Kent,
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save her some trouble,
he folded it double.
And instead of coming, he went.

I figured out why Bono got in all that tax trouble.

He got double U2s.

Because of my dyslexia, I've always had trouble telling apart the plus sign and multiplication sign.

Every time I think I'm adding 3+3, I'm always doubling myself.

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