Following is our collection of funny Double Standard jokes. There are some double standard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these double standard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
#Double Standard.
But when I do it, I'm a lesbian
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
If you burn a body at a crematorium, you are doing a good job , but do it at home and you're destroying evidence .
Because they have high double standards.
Mom: Cougar is the term used to describe an older woman who desires young men. I'm seeing a double standard here. Why isn't there a term for an older man who desires young women? What is he called?
Dad: Smart.
I've explained to her those jokes are actually ironic jabs at the current state of post-modern feminism, designed to highlight societal double standards across genders.
So she needn't worry her pretty little head about it.
I mean, one flag is enough.
* stupid people
* judgemental people
* double standards
* people who can't count
* lists
* irony
When a girl wears a thong she is called bold and sexy. But when I do it I'm just called drunk and asked to leave Denny's.
When women have sex with men a lot,they get called whores. When I do it I get called gay
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Some guy donates his kidney, he's praised as a hero. I donate 5, and I get arrested? Double standards smh
When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea.
But now that I've switched to Fanta, why won't they call me Fantastic? Double standards anyone?
It's such a double standard.
When a white guy acts bad on TV, people rush to A&E and demand the show is cancelled.
When a black guy acts bad on TV, you don't see people rushing to Fox demanding they cancel COPS.
Double standards are twice as good
When I burn a dead bodies at the mortuary, I'm doing a good job. When I burn dead bodies at home, I'm destroying evidence.
You could almost say they're... Double standards
A hypocrip.
When women have sex with a bunch of guys they're "empowering themselves" or "owning their sexuality".
Meanwhile, if I do the same thing I'm "just some gay guy".
"I'll have a standard, please. Make it a double."
How is it that when sleeps with loads of women he's a stud, but when a woman does the same thing, she's a lesbian
When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "Incredible."
But when I do it,
I'm, "an alcoholic."
Except when it's me, then it's okay.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you're being a respectful friend. Do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
When celebrities wear near see-through dresses, they are "chic" and " fashionable", but when I do it I'm "wasting cling wrap" and "ruining Christmas"
that they are all double standards now
Sure if a girl wants to be choked it's hot and kinky, but if I want to choke a girl, it's all of a sudden "domestic abuse"
If my wife walks into the women's locker room, it's considered okay and normal. If I walk into the women's locker room, I get yelled at and called a "creep" and a "perv".
If not, he wouldn't have any standards at all.
Talk about a double standard.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the double standard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working double standard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.