Double Standards Jokes
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Short double standards jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The double standards humour may include short double meaning jokes also.
- I hate double standards. When a guy hooks up with a lot of girls, he's a player … But when I do it, I'm a lesbian
- I hate these double standards If you burn a body at a crematorium, you are doing a good job , but do it at home and you're destroying evidence .
- Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW? Because they have high double standards.
- When people use metal detectors, they're treasure hunters… but when _I_ do it, I'm a thief and I need to leave the war memorial.
Double standards, man. I swear - When I used to drink alcohol, they called me alcoholic But now that I've switched to Fanta, why won't they call me Fantastic? Double standards anyone?
- I'm sick of the double standard… When I burn a dead bodies at the mortuary, I'm doing a good job. When I burn dead bodies at home, I'm destroying evidence.
- Double standards are ridiculous How is it that when sleeps with loads of women he's a stud, but when a woman does the same thing, she's a lesbian
- It's double standards!!!! When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "Incredible."
But when I do it,
I'm, "an alcoholic." - I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're being a respectful friend. Do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
- I hate double standards When celebrities wear near see-through dresses, they are "chic" and " fashionable", but when I do it I'm "wasting cling wrap" and "ruining Christmas"
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Double Standards One Liners
Which double standards one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with double standards? I can suggest the ones about double entendre and two faced.
- What Size underwear Do Feminists Wear? #Double Standard.
- Double standards are the worst. I mean, one flag is enough.
- Standards are good Double standards are twice as good
- My standards for women are way too high You could almost say they're... Double standards
- What do you call a gangster who believes in double standards? A hypocrip.
- Hypocrite walks into a bar...... "I'll have a standard, please. Make it a double."
- I absolutely despise double-standards... Except when it's me, then it's okay.
- American standards have increased so much... that they are all double standards now
- Why does a bigot have double standards? If not, he wouldn't have any standards at all.
- Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard.
- I hate women with double standards Because I like my women with two extra larges
- Espresso is like standards. When there's double s**...'s about to go down.
Double Standards Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about double standards you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean double ended jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make double standards pranks.
Society is full of double standards
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half n**..., singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
So my parents were "debating" at the dinner table the other night
Mom: Cougar is the term used to describe an older woman who desires young men. I'm seeing a double standard here. Why isn't there a term for an older man who desires young women? What is he called?
Dad: Smart.
My girlfriend often accuses me of telling sexist, condescending jokes that target women.
I've explained to her those jokes are actually ironic jabs at the current state of post-modern feminism, designed to highlight societal double standards across genders.
So she needn't worry her pretty little head about it.
Three things I cannot stand:
* s**... people
* judgemental people
* double standards
* people who can't count
* lists
* irony
I hate double standards...
When a girl wears a thong she is called bold and s**.... But when I do it I'm just called drunk and asked to leave Denny's.
So many double standards between men and women nowadays.
When women have s**... with men a lot,they get called w**.... When I do it I get called gay
o**... donation has a n**... double standard when it comes to praise.
Some guy donates his kidney, he's praised as a hero. I donate 5, and I get arrested? Double standards smh
Double standards are not fair!
When miley cirus gets n**... and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea.
On the Duck Dynasty Outrage,....
It's such a double standard.
When a white guy acts bad on TV, people rush to A&E and demand the show is cancelled.
When a black guy acts bad on TV, you don't see people rushing to Fox demanding they cancel COPS.
I'm so tired of double standards.
When women have s**... with a bunch of guys they're "empowering themselves" or "owning their sexuality".
Meanwhile, if I do the same thing I'm "just some gay guy".
Double Standards [One-Liner]
Sure if a girl wants to be choked it's hot and k**..., but if I want to choke a girl, it's all of a sudden "domestic a**..."
Double standards
If my wife walks into the women's locker room, it's considered okay and normal. If I walk into the women's locker room, I get yelled at and called a "creep" and a "p**...".