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Double Negative Jokes

58 double negative jokes and hilarious double negative puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about double negative that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Double Negative Short Jokes

Short double negative jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The double negative humour may include short positive negative jokes also.

  1. I heard that, while a double negative makes a positive, a double positive doesn't make a negative... Yeah right.
  2. My wife just left me because i cant stop using double negatives. But in my opinion I haven't done nothing wrong.
  3. What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada? Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut.
    PS: I realize it's a double negative.
  4. My college professor talked about double negatives today He said that you could use a double positive to describe something, but never a double negative.
    Yeah, right.
  5. My friend says a double negative can make a positive, but a double positive can never make a negative. Yeah, right.
  6. She left me 'cause of my obsession with double negatives. Guess she ain't never coming back.
  7. Why do black people like Spanish? Because double negatives in Spanish are grammatically correct
  8. double negatives what is the greatest double negative/oxymoron of all time?
    A happy Marriage

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Double Negative One Liners

Which double negative one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with double negative? I can suggest the ones about negative number and negative numbers.

  1. First rule of English grammar, Double negatives are a no no.
  2. Don't use double negatives. They're a big no no.
  3. Rule number one of the English language: The use of double negatives is a big no-no
  4. Why should you never use double negatives in English? Because they're just a no-no.
  5. Double Negatives ...are no-nos.
  6. "We don't need no education." Yes, you do. You just used a double negative.
  7. What do you call two pessimists dating? A double negative.
    Credit to /u/copperbonker
  8. Double negatives: A big No No
  9. Double negatives are positives Ain't nothin' right about that.
  10. Double negative isn't a positive Instead it is a triple negative
  11. I've never liked double negatives. That's why I dumped the twins I was dating.
  12. I never use double negatives, irregardless of what anyone says.
  13. Double negatives... ...never confused nobody.
  14. Would this be considered a double negative? A Scottish Jew ?

Double Negative Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about double negative you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean negativity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make double negative pranks.

Double Positives.

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

Double Negative

The language teacher said, "In English, a double negative is a positive. But in some languages like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But there no languages in which a double positive is a negative."
Robbie, unconvinced said, "Yeah, right."

A professor is giving his class a lesson about languages.

He says, "In some languages, a double negative stays negative, while in English, a double negative becomes a positive. There is no language, however, where a double positive becomes a negative."

A student at the back of the class says, "Yeah, right."

Someone once told me: In English, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language does a double positive form a negative.

Yeah, right.

A linguistics professor is lecturing his class

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."

My brother told me this. Feels like it belongs here.

A grammar teacher was lecturing his students on double negatives. He explains, "In some languages, take English, for example, if you were to use double negatives, it is the equivalent of a positive. It isn't considered proper grammar for that reason."
A student raises his hand. "Like in Algebra?"
"Exactly. However, in other languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. For those of you who are curious, there is no language where a double positive equals a negative."
A student piped up in the back. "Yeah, right."

A Freshman Seminar Professor Was Trying To Wow His Students

He told them, "In the English Language, a double negative equals a positive. For example, I didn't not do it equals I did it. But no double positive in English equals a negative."
A student in the back shouted, "YEAH, RIGHT!"

Double positives

One day, during a lesson at the community college, the professor is explaining how a double negative will always be positive but a double positive can never be negative.
To which his student replies "yeah right"

An English teacher is giving a lesson on double negatives

He says to the class: "One of the curious conventions of the English language is that two negatives always result in a positive statement; however, never do two positives result in a negative one."
A voice from the back of the room says, "Yeah right".

An English teacher to his class...

"In some languages a double negative is interpreted as a negative while in some others it is interpreted as a positive. However a double positive is universally interpreted as a positive"
A voice from the back of the class replied "Yeah right"

A professor was teaching a languages course

"In English" he said, "A double negative makes a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right"

Our English teacher said that in English, using double negatives implies a positive, and in other languages, using double negatives implies a negative. But, in no languages does a double positive imply a negative.

I said, "Yeah, right."

In some languages, a double negative carries the negation through to its target. So in "I don't have no pencil," the "no" in "no pencil" indicates what I don't have. In others, while incorrect, a double negative is a positive. But, there is no known language where a double positive is a negative.

Yeah, right.

A math teacher was lecturing his students about double negatives and positives. He explained that a negative and a negative make a positive and that a positive and negative always make a negative. He also stated that two positives will never make a negative.

A student shouted sarcastically Yeah, right!

A linguistics professor says

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

A linguistics professor says during a lecture...

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

An English teacher is giving a lesson about double negatives and how they turn positive. The teacher then states that there are no double positives that make a negative statement.

A student in the back says "yeah, right".

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day...

"In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

Professor of linguistics

A professor of linguistics was giving a lecture about double negatives he " in some languages double negative means positive but in others double negative means still means negative , but there is no such thing as double positive meaning negative"
A student from the back was heard shouting "yeah right"

Two rights make a wrong

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.
In English , he explained, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
However, the professor continued, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative.
A voice from the back of the room interrupted and said yeah, right.

A professor said that

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

About Language...

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room said, "Yeah, right."