The Best 4 Double Homicide Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Double Homicide jokes. There are some double homicide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these double homicide puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Double Homicide Jokes and Puns

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 8 and 9 died in a double homicide and 7 is the **prime** suspect.


Her:come over
Me:I can't I'm under arrest for double homicide
Her:my parents aren't home
Me: about that..

Some people don't like math. All I said was 2+1-2=1.

Now I'm being charged with a double homicide.

Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide

Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected.

It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the double homicide jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working double homicide piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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