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85 double entendre jokes and hilarious double entendre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about double entendre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short double entendre jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The double entendre humour may include short double meaning jokes also.

  1. A beautiful woman walks into a bar. "What'll it be?" asks the bartender. "I'll have a double entendre," she said... So he gave it to her.
  2. A girl walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a double entendre" So he gave it to her.
  3. A girl walks into a bar. Says to the bartender, "I'd like a double entendre, please."
    So he gives it to her.
  4. A woman walks into a bar... she asks the bartender for a double entendre,
    so he gives it to her.
  5. This women walks into a bar and says, "Give me an entendre. Make it a double." So the bartender gives it to her
    E: credit to /u/Narzgul85
  6. A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her.
  7. A friend of mine asked if I could give her the definition of a double entendre... so I gave it to her.
  8. A woman walks into a bar and says, "I'll have an entendre, in fact, make it a double" So he gave it to her.
  9. A woman walks into a bar... And the bartender says, "What'll it be, love?"
    The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre."
    So he gave it to her.
  10. I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard.

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Double Entendre One Liners

Which double entendre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with double entendre? I can suggest the ones about double standards and double ended.

  1. I recently saw an advertisement for a double entendre contest So I entered my friend
  2. One time, I wrote down so many double entendres... ...I had to rub one out.
  3. I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio So I entered my sister
  4. My step-sister asked me for an example of a double entendre... So I gave it to her.
  5. She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her.
  6. A blonde walks into a bar and orders a double entendre And the barman gave her one.
  7. I saw an ad for a double entendre contest So i entered my sister
  8. I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it's sooo hard.
  9. A woman sitting at a bar orders a double entendre... He gives it to her
  10. My wife said she wanted a double entendre for Christmas So I gave it to her.
  11. My wife just asked me for an example of a double entendre... So I gave her one.
  12. A girl asks a guy what a Double Entendre is... So he gave her one.
  13. I tried quitting overusing double entendres, but it's so hard....
  14. What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre.
  15. A man walked into my bar... and asked for a double entendre.
    So I gave him one.

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What funny jokes about double entendre you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean two meaning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make double entendre prank.

This woman walked into a bar...

and asked the
barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to
her.

She said she wanted to hear a double-entendre...

...so I gave her one.

This morning I had a leak in my shower...

Wait, WHOAH, that didn't sound right. Talk about a double entendre.
What I meant to say was this morning I *peed* in my shower...

A man goes into a bar where, instead of drinks, they sell words and phrases...

he asks the barman if they sell entendres. The barman says "yes" so the man says "ok, I'll have a double" and the barman says "oh, you mean a large one".

Your mom walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre last night..

So I gave it to her.

A girl walks into a bar...

A girl walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a double entendre." So the bartender gives her Triple Secs.

The hot blonde walked up to the bartender and asked for a double entendre...

The bartender gave it to her.

My friend said she didnt know what a double entendre was....

.... so I gave her one.

A woman asks a bartender for a double entendre

He gave her one

A man walks up to a barman asking for a double entendre...

He gave him one.

What would you call a double entendre told by an Eskimo?

An Inuit-endo.

Did you hear about the girl in a bar who asked for a double entendre?

So the Bartender gave her one.

Why is it so hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They don't understand the subtle nuances of the English language, so they can't pick up on the double entendres needed to appreciate a good pun. It may be a generalization, but in my experience that's how it works out.

A Blonde walks up to a barman and orders a double entendre

So he gives her one!

I'm working in a bar and a woman walks in and asks for a double entendre.

So I gave her one

Double entendres.

I'm in!

Girl walks into a bar...

Bartenders asks, "What can I get you?"
"I'll have a double entendre" she says
So he took her out back and he gave it to her.

Cocktail bar..

Wife went to a cocktail bar, she asked the barman for a double entendre ..,so he gave her one.

My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition

That's it.

What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres?

PUNisher

Hey baby

wanna come back to my place for a little..."double entendre?"

Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre...

...on second thought, make it a double.

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

If a hot blonde goes up to a bartender and orders a double entendre...

Should he give it to her?

Did you hear about the woman who ordered a double entendre at the bar?

The bartender reached under the bar whipped it out and gave it to her

Man walks into a bar where DMX is the bar tender and orders a double entendre...

And X *gives it to him*

A beautiful woman walks into a bar. The barman asks, What'll you have?

She replies, I'd like a double entendre, please.
So he gave her one.

I don't usually like double entendres

But I do like to slip one in whenever I can.

I wrote a book about double entendres.

I want to give it to all of you.

What's the difference between a euphemism and a double entendre?

A euphemism hits you in the face, but a double entendre is more subtle.

What did the Frenchman do with his Italian suppository?

He took it as a double entendre innuendo.

The other day I walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre

So the bartender gave it to me.

If you like double entendre...

(Originally from CAH) Come back to my place and I'll show you a manhole.

I promised my friends I'd stop using double entendres all the time…

…but it's so hard.

A woman walked into a bar and said to the barman, 'I'd like a Double Entendre.'

So he gave her one.

I can't find a nice girl who wants to play Double Entendre Monopoly with me.

They all leave after collecting $200.

Did you hear about the movie, Double Entendre?

It's scheduled to be released fairly soon.

My wife asked for a double entendre

So I gave it to her.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a Double Entendre.

The bartender tells her, "Hold on while I get it from the back."

A lady is satisfied with her double entendre from the night before but wants more.

So she walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a triple entendre. So he took one, and then he gave it to her.

Yeah, it's a man-walks-into-a-bar joke.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre and the bartender gives it to him.

A man asked a barmaid for a double entendre...

So she gave him one

A buxon blonde walks in to a bar...

A buxom blonde walks into a bar, and goes to the bartender: "I'd like a double entendre."
So he gave her one.

My mom had two conjoined sisters and both of their names were Andra. When they were murdered, I gave up joking.

And mourned my double entendres.

A beautiful lady walks into a bar

and asks the bartender for a double entendre, and he gives it to her.

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