The Best 35 Double Entendre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Double Entendre jokes. There are some double entendre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these double entendre puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Double Entendre Jokes and Puns

A girl walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a double entendre"

So he gave it to her.

A girl walks into a bar.

Says to the bartender, "I'd like a double entendre, please."

So he gives it to her.

A woman walks into a bar...

she asks the bartender for a double entendre,

so he gives it to her.

I recently saw an advertisement for a double entendre contest

So I entered my friend

This women walks into a bar and says, "Give me an entendre. Make it a double."

So the bartender gives it to her

E: credit to /u/Narzgul85


One time, I wrote down so many double entendres...

...I had to rub one out.

A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre...

...and the bartender gives it to her.

A friend of mine asked if I could give her the definition of a double entendre...

so I gave it to her.

A woman walks into a bar and says, "I'll have an entendre, in fact, make it a double"

So he gave it to her.

A woman walks into a bar...

And the bartender says, "What'll it be, love?"
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.

I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio

So I entered my sister

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My step-sister asked me for an example of a double entendre...

So I gave it to her.

A man goes into a bar where, instead of drinks, they sell words and phrases...

he asks the barman if they sell entendres. The barman says "yes" so the man says "ok, I'll have a double" and the barman says "oh, you mean a large one".

I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre...

...but it got really hard.

Did you hear about the woman who ordered a double entendre at the bar?

The bartender reached under the bar whipped it out and gave it to her

She asked me for an example of a double entendre

So I gave it to her.

I saw an ad for a double entendre contest

So i entered my sister

A woman walked into a bar and said to the barman, 'I'd like a Double Entendre.'

So he gave her one.

The other day I walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre

So the bartender gave it to me.


I tried to explain what a double entendre is

But it's sooo hard.

A woman sitting at a bar orders a double entendre...

He gives it to her

My wife just asked me for an example of a double entendre...

So I gave her one.

Why is it so hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They don't understand the subtle nuances of the English language, so they can't pick up on the double entendres needed to appreciate a good pun. It may be a generalization, but in my experience that's how it works out.

A girl walks into a bar...

A girl walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a double entendre." So the bartender gives her Triple Secs.

A buxon blonde walks in to a bar...

A buxom blonde walks into a bar, and goes to the bartender: "I'd like a double entendre."

So he gave her one.

A girl asks a guy what a Double Entendre is...

So he gave her one.

A beautiful lady walks into a bar

and asks the bartender for a double entendre, and he gives it to her.

My mom had two conjoined sisters and both of their names were Andra. When they were murdered, I gave up joking.

And mourned my double entendres.

[NSFW] I heard there was a double entendre contest going on..

So I entered my friend

This woman walked into a bar...

and asked the
barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to
her.

I tried quitting overusing double entendres,

but it's so hard....

A beautiful woman walks into a bar. The barman asks, What'll you have?

She replies, I'd like a double entendre, please.

So he gave her one.

What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres?

PUNisher

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

A man walked into my bar...

and asked for a double entendre.

So I gave him one.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the double entendre jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working double entendre piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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