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Double Dipping Jokes

5 double dipping jokes and hilarious double dipping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about double dipping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Double Dipping Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good double dipping joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The Greek Economy is so bad...

...they've had to cut production of humus and taramasalata. It's a double-dip recession.

Did you ever realize

That we live in a world where people lick other people's buttholes, and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips!

The news have just reported that Greece will be stopping the export of Hummus and Taramasalata later this week...

Experts are saying that this will lead to a double dip recession.

What do you call a Mexican double-dipped in hot oil?

A refried b**....

For some time, many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh*t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You dont know Jack Sh*t." Well, thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh*t is the only son of Awe Sh*t, who married O Sh*t, the owners of Knee Deep 'N Sh*t, Inc. In turn, Jack Sh*t married No Sh*t. The couple had six children, Holy Sh*t, Giva Sh*t, Fulla Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, and the twins Deep Sh*t and Dip Sh*t. Deep Sh*t married Dumb Sh*t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Sh*t got divorced, and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh*t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Sh*t married Lotta Sh*t and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Sh*t. Fulla Sh*t and Giva Sh*t married the Happens brothers, and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh*t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh*t traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Sh*t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Sh*t!

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