Double Chin Jokes
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Human is the only species that evolve chin
I'm so advanced that I already doubled it.
Its not my fault I have a double-chin... When God was giving out chins..
I thought he said Gin so I said I'll have a double.
Jimmy comes home and tells his dad the other kids at school are bullying him for having a double chin...
Dad: Don't worry Jimmy, just walk ignore them and hold your chin up
Jimmy: Which one?
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Man and wife visit the super bull farm.
They are shown round the prize bulls. The manager shows them a great strapping beast.. this one is our gold medal bull he mates without fail every three days. The wife is impressed and nudges hubby.. nodding approvingly.
They move on and next the manager shows them the double gold medal bull. He is a beast! This one, the manager explains proudly can do the business every other day without fail.
Wow.. Says the wife, with sideways look at her husband .. I'm very impressed.
Then the manager shows them Rocky, the triple gold medal bull. Rocky here, he says patting the muscular r**... of a steaming hot stomping beast, is a every single day boy.. 365 copulations a year.
The wife looks at her sulking husband. Now that's what I call a super stud!
Yes.. he says, scratching his chin,
but I bet Rocky here doesn't have to sleep with the same old cow every night.
What do you call a fat Chinese person?
Double Chin
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