Double Cheeseburger Jokes
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A polar bear walks into a restaurant..
The polar bear tells the waitress,
"I'll have a Diet Coke, a double cheeseburger and a-"
...
...
... "side of fries."
"What's with the long pause!?" The waitress asked.
The polar bear replied,
"I was born with them."
Guy sits down at a diner
He is looking at the menu deciding what he wants when the person next to him orders a double cheeseburger. The waitress takes the order and pulls two frozen burger patties from the freezer. She sticks one under each armpit.
The guy asks what she is doing. She shrugs and says "defrosting the meat". The guy thinks for a minute and says "I'll have the hot dog".
I hate it when I'm running on the treadmill and I accidentally hit the stop button...
and I have to get off and go eat a bacon double cheeseburger.
Blonde joke
A blonde went to the counter and told the lady "can i have a double cheeseburger, large fries and coke"
The lady at the counter said,"Excuse me this is a library"
The blonde replied by lowering her voice and speaking in a low soft tone," Mayi have a double cheeseburger, large fries and coke please?"
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