The Best 4 Double Cheeseburger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Double Cheeseburger jokes. There are some double cheeseburger jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these double cheeseburger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Double Cheeseburger Jokes and Puns

A polar bear walks into a restaurant..

The polar bear tells the waitress,
"I'll have a Diet Coke, a double cheeseburger and a-"


... "side of fries."

"What's with the long pause!?" The waitress asked.

The polar bear replied,
"I was born with them."

Guy sits down at a diner

He is looking at the menu deciding what he wants when the person next to him orders a double cheeseburger. The waitress takes the order and pulls two frozen burger patties from the freezer. She sticks one under each armpit.

The guy asks what she is doing. She shrugs and says "defrosting the meat". The guy thinks for a minute and says "I'll have the hot dog".

I hate it when I'm running on the treadmill and I accidentally hit the stop button...

and I have to get off and go eat a bacon double cheeseburger.

Blonde joke

A blonde went to the counter and told the lady "can i have a double cheeseburger, large fries and coke"

The lady at the counter said,"Excuse me this is a library"

The blonde replied by lowering her voice and speaking in a low soft tone," Mayi have a double cheeseburger, large fries and coke please?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the double cheeseburger jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working double cheeseburger piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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