The Best 6 Double Bass Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Double Bass jokes. There are some double bass jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these double bass puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Double Bass Jokes and Puns

How long does it take to tune a double bass?

Nobody knows.

You stole my viola, cello, and double bass.

You made me so angry, I'm violint now.

A double bass player

A double bass player gets a call for a gig. Says he has to meet everyone else at the docks at 9pm. He's there waiting when he gets bashed on the head and knocked unconscious.

He wakes up ducked taped to his bass, floating in the harbour. After his first panic fades he looks around and notices several other players also ducked taped to their basses, bobbing in the water.

After a pause he yells out "Hey, do we get fed on this gig?"

"We did last year!" one answers.

What instrument to introverts like the most?

Double basses, because they're very low-key.

There once was a double bass player who always had problems with timing. Over time it got him so desperate and frustrated that he...

...threw himself behind a train


What do middle class people do in a rave

Drop the double bass

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the double bass jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working double bass piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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