The Best 7 Double Agent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Double Agent jokes. There are some double agent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these double agent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Double Agent Jokes and Puns

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Did you know that in the James Bond movies, all the action/risky scenes were performed by agent 0014?

of course, he was, after all, his double. I'll see myself out.

James Bond once had a partner, Agent 014.

But she was exposed for being a double agent.

Few people know, that James Bond once had a partner, Agent 014

But he was exposed as a double agent.

What do you call a Siamese spy?

A double agent.

Why did the double agent cross the road?

He wasn't on your side.

Sometimes when I play video games, I like to pretend I'm a double agent for the other team...

This is why I'm a terrible teammate, die a lot, and can't seem to kill anything.

It's all part of the plan.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the double agent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working double agent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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