Double Act Jokes
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A circus performer is pulled over for speeding.
As the officer is writing the ticket, he notices several machetes in the back seat of the car.
What are those for? he asks suspiciously.
I'm a juggler, the driver replies. I use those in my act.
Well, show me, the officer demands.
So the juggler gets out and starts juggling: one, two, three, four, and finally seven machetes at one time. He does overhand, underhand, and behind the back.
Another car passes by. The driver does a double take and says: My God, if that's the test they're giving now, I've got to give up drinking!
On the Duck Dynasty Outrage,....
It's such a double standard.
When a white guy acts bad on TV, people rush to A&E and demand the show is cancelled.
When a black guy acts bad on TV, you don't see people rushing to Fox demanding they cancel COPS.
Did you know biologist James Watson was a foot fetishist?
His favorite s**... act was double heel licks.
The double slit experiment proved one of the strangest hypotheses in science
College chicks will do anything if you wear a lab coat and act smart.
Lil' Johnny got in an argument with his teacher.
**Teacher**: If you act up again I'll teach you a thing or two!
**Lil' Johnny**: Great it'll double what I already know.
The Secret Society of Body Doubles
Deep underground in Cuba, there is a society that acted as Castro's body doubles when need came to it.
One day, Castro's chief advisor comes to the society during their meeting, and says that the palace where Castro was staying was bombed. Immediately, there was a huge panic between the men, most of whom had this as their only job.
The advisor says, "I have good news and bad news, which would you like to hear first." The men elect to hear the good news.
"Well, the good news is that Castro is still alive and is out of harm's way." Almost immediately, there is a huge sigh of relief all around, followed by lots of cheering. They then ask the advisor for the bad news. "The bad news," said the advisor, " Is that during the b**..., he lost an arm."
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