The Best 36 Dots Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dots jokes. There are some dots dot jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dots bluebird puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dots Jokes and Puns

What are these two cubes with the dots all over them?

Ah, it must be paradise.

What do you call an Indian dating service?

Connect the dots.

A Gynecologist walks into an exam room

Gynecologist walks into an exam room. The woman on the exam table shows the doctor two strange green dots, one on each inner thigh. Puzzled at first, the doctor examines them more closely. He then asks the woman "Would you happen to be a lesbian?" The woman answers "Why, yes, but I don't see what that has to do with these dots!" The doctor replied.. "Tell your girlfriend to get some REAL gold earrings!"

Dots joke, A Gynecologist walks into an exam room

Name three things that come in a little yellow box

Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen.

What game do you play in a room full of Indians?

Connect the dots.

What do you call a table with dots all over it?

The periodic table!

What's in the box with the dots?


Dots joke, What's in the box with the dots?

Tech Support

USER: I can't get on the Internet.

SUPPORT: Are you sure you used the right password?

USER: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

SUPPORT: Can you tell me what the password was?

USER: Five dots.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots.

(I'll see my self out.)

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots?

I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while.

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

looking for investors for my new specialty dating site

So I'm planning on taking advantage of the huge influx of specialty dating sites like farmers only or Christian mingle, etc... I'm starting a site exclusively for Indians. It's gonna be called, "Connect the dots."
(So who's in with me???)

I went to a German restaurant...

...and ordered an omelette....I just got a plate with two dots on it!


Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?
- Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Dots joke, What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Why do Indian women have dots on their foreheads?

So their husband can scratch it off on at their wedding to see if he won a gas station, hotel, or a convenience store.

My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code.

To me, "life" just became a series of dots and dashes.

[Racist Humor] What do you do in a crowd of Hindus?

Connect the Dots

I just bought a Dalmatian puppy...

And I've found out that if you join all the dots together with a marker pen...

It doesn't wash off...

20,000 Dots

Your assignment was to produce a piece containing exactly 20,000 dots, my Art teacher said, but I only see one. They're on top of each other. I explained.

What game should you play if you're bored in a bus full of indians?

Connect the dots.

Prof.: There are no dumb questions!

Prof.: "Are there any questions? There are no dumb questions!"

Student: "Do cows sweat more under the black dots than under the white ones?"

Prof.: "Wow..."

What do you call a stack of polka dots?

Polka chips

Apparently, if new dots on your arm don't fade under a glass tumbler, you should seek medical advice without thinking.

Which makes it easier for me, as I'm terrible at making rash decisions.

Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids.

Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?

What's a blind person's favorite candy?


Why do Indian women wear dots on their head?

It's the scratch off for the Dowry!

I don't feel comfortable wearing shirts with vintage dots on

In retro specked...

What does a comedian decorate their walls with?

Joke a dots! (Instead of polka dots)

My friend made a cube in woodworking class today

I told him to put some dots on it, but no dice.

What do you call a serious of dots and dashes that Vikings used to communicate with?

Norse Code

What Do You Call An Apology Written Only In Dots & Dashes ?

Re-morse code

I wrote an apology to my friend in dots and dashes

I called it a re-morse code

I was just diagnosed as colorblind

It seemed obvious to everyone else but I guess I never connect the dots.

Whats green, blue, red and has white dots?

A penguin and I'll color it however i'd like!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dots ellipsis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dots spots piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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