Dots Jokes

• Short Dots Jokes
• Dots One Liners
• Red Dots Jokes
• Connecting The Dots Jokes
• Polka Dots Jokes
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Funniest Dots Short Jokes

Short dots jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dots humour may include short drops jokes also.

1. Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet. Your parents in 2017: Freedom eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.
2. As the burglar entered our darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes and then… …let my cat do the rest.
3. Why did the polka band get a great deal on their new instruments? They bought them at a polka-dot sale!
4. My neighbor is Indian and every night when he comes home he punches his wife... 6:30 pm, right on the dot.
5. What is the difference between a sausage in a bun and pacman? One's a hotdog and the other's a dot hog.
6. I just bought a Dalmatian puppy... And I've found out that if you join all the dots together with a marker pen...
   It doesn't wash off...
7. A Burglar broke into our house last night. I didn't shoot him. I just put the red laser dot on his forehead. Our three cats did the rest.
8. What did the pencil say to the suspicious piece of paper? I dot my i's on you!
   -Heard this from an 85 year old lady in a nursing facility. The mental image of this joke is quite funny!
9. A foreigner asked an Indian man "Why Indian Women have Red
   Dot on their forehead ?"
   Indian man replied,
   "Because they Record everything.."
10. This Indian man I know beats his wife every night he hits her at the same time. Always at 7:00. Right on the Dot.

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Dots One Liners

Which dots one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dots? I can suggest the ones about digits and ding.

1. What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The French flag!
2. Look, I'm all for coloring books... but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.
3. What's the best dating service in India? Connect the dots.
   (I'll see my self out.)
4. What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code
5. Davinath the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM. On the dot.
6. Sandeep, the Indian wife beater, hits his wife every night at 7PM. On the dot.
7. What do you call an Indian dating service? Connect the dots.
8. What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code
9. What's India's most popular dating service? Connect the Dots.
10. I hate connect-the-dot puzzles. That's where I draw the line.
11. What Do You Call An Apology Written Only In Dots & Dashes ? Re-morse code
12. What game should you play if you're bored in a bus full of indians? Connect the dots.
13. What game do you play in a room full of Indians? Connect the dots.
14. What type of sights are used on the guns of the Indian Army? Red Dot
15. What do you call a table with dots all over it? The periodic table!

Red Dots Jokes

Here is a list of funny red dots jokes and even better red dots puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Today, I saw a painting unveiled at a museum, but it was merely a red dot on canvas. It must have been a period piece.
• Whats green, blue, red and has white dots? A penguin and I'll color it however i'd like!
• Why are Indians so good at first person shooters? They already have a red dot sight.
• What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live.
• Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?
  - Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
• On January 1, 2019, New Horizons will fly by a small, frozen world in the Kuiper Belt called Imndan, which orbits a billion miles beyond Pluto. This small frozen world is a stereotypical red dot.
• Why is it easy to shoot Indian people? They already have a red dot on their head.
• I like my girls like I like my pepperoni pizza White, full of fat and red dots all over them... :-(
• Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct
• A red dot walks into a bar. Period.

Connecting The Dots Jokes

Here is a list of funny connecting the dots jokes and even better connecting the dots puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was just diagnosed as colorblind It seemed obvious to everyone else but I guess I never connect the dots.
• [Racist Humor] What do you do in a crowd of Hindus? Connect the Dots
• What was the name of the Indian dating site? Connect the dots

Polka Dots Jokes

Here is a list of funny polka dots jokes and even better polka dots puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a stack of polka dots? Polka chips
• What does a comedian decorate their walls with? Joke a dots! (Instead of polka dots)
• A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-w**..., Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini." A man would have written:
  "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

Fun-Filled Dots Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about dots you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ticks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dots pranks.