The Best 10 Dothraki Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dothraki jokes. There are some dothraki orcs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dothraki cersei puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dothraki Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

Khal Culator

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?


What is the Dothraki font of choice?


If the Dothraki take all of the horses, what do the Unsullied ride into battle?


GoT joke: What do you call a Dothraki who does jumping jacks every morning?

Khal Isthenics.

[OC] Have you heard the one about the Dothraki Sea?

Me neither, but I'll *khal* you if I do!

Dothraki joke, [OC] Have you heard the one about the Dothraki Sea?

Why would Drake make a good Dothraki?

He's from Degrassi.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

You can never thank a bus driver

in Dothraki.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dothraki refried jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dothraki sine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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