The Best 6 Dothrak Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dothrak jokes. There are some dothrak count jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dothrak open puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dothrak Jokes and Puns

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?


What is the Dothraki font of choice?


If the Dothraki take all of the horses, what do the Unsullied ride into battle?


Did you hear about the fire at Vaes Dothrak?

It was in tents.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dothrak tents jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dothrak favourite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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