The Best 9 Doth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doth jokes. There are some doth hast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doth ellipsis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doth Jokes and Puns

His cup doth runneth over

Some people think the cup is half full, some think the cup is half empty, I think the cup is an important piece of sporting equipment that doesn't need to have its content measured

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Real Middle-aged Texting.

Man: "Fair maiden, wherest doth thou reside on this fair evening?"

Woman: "Good sir, I am trapped within the reside of mine parents"

Man: "Oh, mine love, how I wish mineself were trapped in thine reside so I could bury my face deep within thine bossom."

Woman: "Mine parents shall rest in the hour next. Upon that time, I shall make mine escape, and help you polish your sword."

Man: "Mine sword shall stand in waiting for thine touch."

Doth joke, Real Middle-aged Texting.

What's a Shakespearean ellipsis?

Doth doth doth

If a lady doth entertain many a suitor in a fortnight, she is of questionable moral character...

But should a gentleman follow suit, a true and confirmed bachelor is *that* dear fellow! Huzzah!


What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

Doth joke, What is the Dothraki font of choice?

If the Dothraki take all of the horses, what do the Unsullied ride into battle?

Eunuch-horns.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doth reside jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doth contemporary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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