Doth Jokes
9 doth jokes and hilarious doth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about doth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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His cup doth runneth over
Some people think the cup is half full, some think the cup is half empty, I think the cup is an important piece of sporting equipment that doesn't need to have its content measured
What do Dothraki use to count their horses?
A Khalculator
Real Middle-aged Texting.
Man: "Fair maiden, wherest doth thou reside on this fair evening?"
Woman: "Good sir, I am trapped within the reside of mine parents"
Man: "Oh, mine love, how I wish mineself were trapped in thine reside so I could bury my face deep within thine bossom."
Woman: "Mine parents shall rest in the hour next. Upon that time, I shall make mine escape, and help you polish your sword."
Man: "Mine sword shall stand in waiting for thine touch."
What's a Shakespearean ellipsis?
Doth doth doth
If a lady doth entertain many a suitor in a fortnight, she is of questionable moral character...
But should a gentleman follow suit, a true and confirmed bachelor is *that* dear fellow! Huzzah!
What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?
Khaloumi.
What is the Dothraki font of choice?
Kaleebri
If the Dothraki take all of the horses, what do the Unsullied ride into battle?
e**...-horns.
How many dothraki does it take to open a door?
Idk, but they sure are hot.
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