Dot Jokes

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Best Short Dot Jokes

These are our top dot puns. Have fun with a good dot joke in English with simple dot humour.

Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet. Your parents in 2017: Freedom eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.
As the burglar entered our darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes and then… …let my cat do the rest.
Why did the polka band get a great deal on their new instruments? They bought them at a polka-dot sale!
My neighbor is Indian and every night when he comes home he punches his wife... 6:30 pm, right on the dot.
What is the difference between a sausage in a bun and pacman? One's a hotdog and the other's a dot hog.
I just bought a Dalmatian puppy... And I've found out that if you join all the dots together with a marker pen...
It doesn't wash off...
A Burglar broke into our house last night. I didn't shoot him. I just put the red laser dot on his forehead. Our three cats did the rest.
What did the pencil say to the suspicious piece of paper? I dot my i's on you!
-Heard this from an 85 year old lady in a nursing facility. The mental image of this joke is quite funny!
A foreigner asked an Indian man "Why Indian Women have Red
Dot on their forehead ?"
Indian man replied,
"Because they Record everything.."
This Indian man I know beats his wife every night he hits her at the same time. Always at 7:00. Right on the Dot.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these dot jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dot puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Dot One Liners

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What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The French flag!
Look, I'm all for coloring books... but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.
What's the best dating service in India? Connect the dots.
(I'll see my self out.)
What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code
Davinath the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM. On the dot.
Sandeep, the Indian wife beater, hits his wife every night at 7PM. On the dot.
What do you call an Indian dating service? Connect the dots.
What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code
What's India's most popular dating service? Connect the Dots.
I hate connect-the-dot puzzles. That's where I draw the line.
What Do You Call An Apology Written Only In Dots & Dashes ? Re-morse code
What game should you play if you're bored in a bus full of indians? Connect the dots.
What game do you play in a room full of Indians? Connect the dots.
What type of sights are used on the guns of the Indian Army? Red Dot
What do you call a table with dots all over it? The periodic table!

Red Dot Indian Jokes

Here is a list of funny red dot indian jokes and even better red dot indian puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Why are Indians so good at first person shooters? They already have a red dot sight.
What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live.
Why is it easy to shoot Indian people? They already have a red dot on their head.
Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct

Polka Dot Jokes

Here is a list of funny polka dot jokes and even better polka dot puns that will make you laugh with friends.

What do you call a stack of polka dots? Polka chips
What does a comedian decorate their walls with? Joke a dots! (Instead of polka dots)
A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-w**..., Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini." A man would have written:
"Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

Unearthly Funniest Dot Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about dot to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dot prank.

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Darned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

It's show and tell day...

In kindergarten class, and its Johnny's turn. He goes up to the board and puts a dot.
"What's that, Johnny?" The teacher asks.
"It's a period," replies Johnny.
"What's so special about a period Johnny?" she asks.
"I have no idea, but my sister missed one, so my dad starting yelling, mom started crying, and the guy next door shot himself."

The teacher asks all the students to draw something on the board that's exciting...

All the other kids draw rockets, jet planes, roller coasters, and so on. But little Johnny goes up to the board, draws a dot, and sits down.
The teacher says "Johnny, there's nothing exciting about a dot. How can a dot cause excitement?"
Johnny replies "That's not a dot, it's a period, and my sister just missed hers, and it's causing a lot of excitement at our house!"

In the World of Punctuation, Asterisks give a party...

In the World of Punctuation, Asterisks give a party.
The party is for Asterisks only, and only Asterisks can enter.
At some time the doorbell rings. One Asterisk opens the door and sees a Dot.
The Asterisk says to the Dot:
"I'm sorry, you cannot enter, this party is for Asterisks only"
And the Dot says: "idiot, it's me! I put gel in my hair!"

I found my true love on match dot com...

...which would have been nice if we were not already married for almost two years.

Important Punctuation

So little Timmy is at school and for show and tell, he drew a dot on the board.
The teacher asks him, what's that?
Timmy then replies, it's a period!
Teacher, what's so special about it that you brought it in for show and tell?
Timmy, I don't know, but this morning, my sister said she missed hers. Mommy fainted, Daddy got a heart attack, and the man next door shot himself in the head.

My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...

I know where to draw the line...

Did you hear about..

Did you hear about the indian man who was charged with domestic violence, he hit his wife on the head every night at 7 on the dot

A burglar broke into our house last night…

I didn't fight back, I just put the red laser dot on his forehead and the 3 cats did the rest.
(Copied from a comment I saw to funny not to share since this whole sub is reposts)

Teacher: if you have 10 cookies and someone takes away half, what would they have?

Dot : a broken hand.
(Came across this one from Animaniacs recently)

Today, I saw a painting unveiled at a museum, but it was merely a red dot on canvas.

It must have been a period piece.

How do you make easter easier?

You uncross the t and dot it instead.

People don't know how lucky they have it these days...

When I was younger and wanted to look at s**... pictures, I had to sneak the Sears catalogue into my bedroom to look at the underwear and swimsuit pages.
But nowadays... anyone can hop on any smart device and just go directly to sears dot com

Where do all the recycled websites go?

Dot Compost

I have very nearly signed up for Danish language classes

I just need to dot the A's and cross the O's

A tesseract tells itself a joke

Have you heard the one about the dot walking into a bar and telling 2 lines about a plane? ... It went right over their heads.

In an art class

The teacher ask the students to draw an animal
So one of them drew a dot
The teacher ask him what is this
He said " an elephant standing far away "

Have you heard of conjunctivitis dot com?

It's a site for sore eyes.

Hear about the new dating site in Texas?

It's called ancestry dot com.

What do you call a woman standing in the distance?

Dot

Maths teacher: What is line?

A genius answered : A line is a dot, going for a walk....

Growing up we used to vaccinate each other by going "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot, now I got a cootie shot."

Which explains why so many of my classmates had autism.

A guy asks his friend: "What's the most offensive thing you can say to an Indian?"

His friend answers. "It depends. Dot or feather?"

The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting.

When Little Johnny's turn came, he walked to the blackboard and drew a small dot.
"What's that?" the teacher asked, puzzled. "It's a period." – "Well, I see that, but what's exciting about a period?" –
"Darned if I know, but this morning my sister said she missed one… Dad had a heart attack, mom fainted, and the guy next door shot himself."

What is a yellow dot commanding soldiers?

A cornonel

I remember my first period...

I was in kindergarten, and while I was writing, my teacher told me to put a little dot at the end of my sentence.

An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30...

..on the dot.

Got a morse code message the other day: DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DOT.

It was a loss at sea.

So a boy went up for show and tell...

So a boy went up for show and tell. When he got to the front of the room he drew a dot on the board. The teacher asked what it was.
Boy: It's a period.
Teacher: And why did you bring it?
Boy: Well it's pretty important.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: Well, last night when my sister came home, said she missed it and my mom fainted and my dad shot the neighbor.

My IQ test shows an IQ of 142

Although, there's this weird little dot after the 4.

Why does the NYC DoT regulate the packaging of mens underwear?

Because they're in charge of man-hole covers!

I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people.

Cause then I'd be a late period.

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The impact of these dot jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.