Dose Jokes

Funniest Dose Short Jokes

Short dose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dose humour may include short douse jokes also.

1. One of the side effects of the COVID vaccine is constipation. After getting the first dose, you'll need to wait a few weeks for number 2.
2. Covid vaccine is not safe My friend had gotten both his doses. Still died when he fell off the 19th floor.
3. Apple announced that they are releasing a Covid vaccine It will come in two doses, they'll call it the Steve Jabs
4. Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/100th of the recommended dose.
   (Sorry if it is a repost. I just heard it from a friend)
5. My gran fell asleep last night while she was eating piri piri chicken She had a cheeky nan dose
6. Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some Lemon Pledge. It helps me rise and shine in the morning.
7. The difference between a pharmacist and a priest... Is how they give a child a daily dose of D.
8. Scientists have uncovered the fact that there is a chemical compound that cures all diseases with a single dose. It's called Cyanide.
9. My wife has cancer and the doctor has prescribed heavy morphine doses for the pain and distress. It works, when I have taken them I can hardly hear her crying at all.
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Dose One Liners

Which dose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dose? I can suggest the ones about intensity and dove.

1. It's ironic whitney houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke
2. Johnny Depp refuses to get another dose of the vaccine He says he now has Heard immunity
3. How many shots do you need to get the covid vaccine? Dose!
4. The medical term for owning too many dogs.... Rover Dose.
5. What can you overdose on but not die of? Daily Dose Of Internet.
6. Where dose the majority of the mafia operate In the spaghetto
7. Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!
8. Road work Road work ahead uhhh ya I sure hope it dose
9. What kind of jeans dose Mario wear?
10. In which rotation, Dose the dog sits? In his last?
11. What season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most? The Fall.
12. What kind of car dose a feminist drive? A PTSD cruiser!
13. What kind of motorcycle dose santa ride Holy Davidson
14. Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist? She over doses
15. Whare dose the grate wall of china start 5 letters in

Cheerful Fun Dose Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about dose you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean exposure jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dose pranks.