The Best 5 Dos Equis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dos Equis jokes. There are some dos equis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dos equis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dos Equis Jokes and Puns

I don't always take the derivative of x^2....

But when I do, it's dos equis.

Stay neglectful my friends

I adopted 3 kids recently and named them after my favorite beers; Bud Light, Miller Light, and Dos Equis. I work long days and am occasionally allowed to bring one child with me to the office. When faced with the decision of which child to take with me to work I always pick Dos Equis, because I don't always watch my kids but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.

I don't always date people with...

I don't always date people with chromosomes...

But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

What do you call a guy with two sets of testicles?

"The Most Interesting Man in the World"

... because he has Dos Equis

tyty I'll see myself out

Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dos equis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dos equis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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