Dos Equis Jokes
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Attention! Dos Equis is a scam! Do not order!
Every time I've asked for it they've only given me one.
Stay neglectful my friends
I adopted 3 kids recently and named them after my favorite beers; Bud Light, Miller Light, and Dos Equis. I work long days and am occasionally allowed to bring one child with me to the office. When faced with the decision of which child to take with me to work I always pick Dos Equis, because I don't always watch my kids but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.
I don't always take the derivative of x^2....
But when I do, it's dos equis.
I don't always date people with...
I don't always date people with chromosomes...
But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
What do you call a guy with two sets of t**...?
"The Most Interesting Man in the World"
... because he has Dos Equis
tyty I'll see myself out
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Italian Couple
so an Italian couple walks into their hotel room for their honeymoon. they are getting ready to go to a restaurant. the husband, named Antonio, is already done so he tells his new wife that he is going down to the bar to wait for her. when the wife is ready, she goes down to the bar to find that Antonio is gone. she asks the bartender if she has seen Antonio. the bartender then said, " oh yeah he was just here, he looked like he was in a hurry so he ordered a dos equis and left lickadee-split". then the woman said to the bartender in her Italian accent, "no no lady. my Antonio is not like that. he may smackadee-a**..., grabadee-b**..., but he never lickadee-split."
What is a lesbian's favorite beer?
Dos equis.
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