Dorothy Jokes
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A couple in an old people's home we're having an argument, Margaret found out Egbert had been cheating. Egbert did love a h**....
Margaret said to Egbert 'What does Dorothy have that I don't?
Egbert replied 'Parkinsons'.
A man is sitting in his easy chair watching the football game when his wife comes in and slaps him in the face.
He says, What was that for!
She says, I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket with the name Dorothy written on it!
The man says, oh that's just the name of the horse I was going to bet on
A week passes and the man is back in his easy chair watching another football game.
Wife walks into the living room and slaps him in the face again.
The man yells, what was that for!
She says, your horse just called...
Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?
he missed the rains down in africa
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
They missed the rains down in Africa
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What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?
She swallowed the yellow p**...'s load.
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The cast of The Wizard of Oz go out for ice cream.
The Lion stops l**... his cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping his temples.
The Tinman stops l**... his cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping his temples.
Dorothy stops l**... her cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping her temples.
The Scarecrow says, "What's the matter with you guys?"
I remember the last thing I said to Dorothy:
Go down the yellow brick road if you like,
just don't make a song and dance out of it.
Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?
Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."
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