dorothy Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dorothy puns

An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.

It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary's church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O'Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.

When will the madness end?


Two old ladies are in a car...

They're driving down the street when suddenly they pass a red light.

Dorothy, who's sitting in the passenger's seat thinks to herself, 'oh well, Matilda is getting pretty old and her vision isn't what it used to be. She probably didn't see that red light, happens to everyone."

They drive a little bit more and pass another red light. Dorothy is thinking to herself, "alright two red lights is no coincidence.. maybe I should say something.. well better not, Matilda always gets anxious when I comment on her driving"

So they continue on driving when they go through a third red light. This time Dorothy speaks up and says, "Matilda! what's going on?! that's the third red light you've gone through!!" and Matilda answers:

"Oh, am I driving?"


Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa


If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

They missed the rains down in Africa


What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.


I remember the last thing I said to Dorothy:

Go down the yellow brick road if you like,
just don't make a song and dance out of it.


The Scarecrow said to Dorothy...

"I may not have a brain, but unlike you, I'm not the stupid bitch who's lost when there's only one fucking road!"


Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?

Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."


The Wizard of Oz takes on a whole new plot when you look at it from Toto's perspective...

... as much as Dorothy misses Kansas, Toto misses the rains down in Africa.


Who is witty and runs over obstacles?

Dorothy Parkour


My dancing is so bad

My friends from the Waldorf School think that my name is Dorothy.


What are the most funny Dorothy jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dorothy? Well, here are the best Dorothy dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dorothy pick up lines to share with friends.


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