The Best 11 Dorothy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dorothy jokes. There are some dorothy mantle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dorothy stingray puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dorothy Jokes and Puns

An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.

It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary's church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O'Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.

When will the madness end?

A couple in an old people's home we're having an argument, Margaret found out Egbert had been cheating. Egbert did love a handjob.

Margaret said to Egbert 'What does Dorothy have that I don't?
Egbert replied 'Parkinsons'.

A man is sitting in his easy chair watching the football game when his wife comes in and slaps him in the face.

He says, What was that for!

She says, I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket with the name Dorothy written on it!

The man says, oh that's just the name of the horse I was going to bet on

A week passes and the man is back in his easy chair watching another football game.

Wife walks into the living room and slaps him in the face again.

The man yells, what was that for!

She says, your horse just called...

And elderly couple...

hire an attorney and tell him they want to get divorced. He looks at them in shocked disbelief and exclaims, "Henry! Dorothy! You are both in your 90s. You've been married for 72 years. Why do you want a divorce now?"

Dorothy looks him in the eye and says, "It's been awful, but we wanted to wait until the children were dead."

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa


If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

They missed the rains down in Africa

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

I remember the last thing I said to Dorothy:

Go down the yellow brick road if you like,
just don't make a song and dance out of it.

Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?

Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."

Who is witty and runs over obstacles?

Dorothy Parkour

The Wizard of Oz takes on a whole new plot when you look at it from Toto's perspective...

... as much as Dorothy misses Kansas, Toto misses the rains down in Africa.

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