It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary's church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O'Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.
When will the madness end?
Margaret said to Egbert 'What does Dorothy have that I don't?
Egbert replied 'Parkinsons'.
They're driving down the street when suddenly they pass a red light.
Dorothy, who's sitting in the passenger's seat thinks to herself, 'oh well, Matilda is getting pretty old and her vision isn't what it used to be. She probably didn't see that red light, happens to everyone."
They drive a little bit more and pass another red light. Dorothy is thinking to herself, "alright two red lights is no coincidence.. maybe I should say something.. well better not, Matilda always gets anxious when I comment on her driving"
So they continue on driving when they go through a third red light. This time Dorothy speaks up and says, "Matilda! what's going on?! that's the third red light you've gone through!!" and Matilda answers:
"Oh, am I driving?"
he missed the rains down in africa
They missed the rains down in Africa
She swallowed the yellow prick's load.
Go down the yellow brick road if you like,
just don't make a song and dance out of it.
Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."
ATM! ATM! It's a twister, ATM!
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