Dorothy Jokes

What are some Dorothy jokes?

An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.

It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary's church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O'Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.

When will the madness end?

A couple in an old people's home we're having an argument, Margaret found out Egbert had been cheating. Egbert did love a handjob.

Margaret said to Egbert 'What does Dorothy have that I don't?
Egbert replied 'Parkinsons'.

Two old ladies are in a car...

They're driving down the street when suddenly they pass a red light.

Dorothy, who's sitting in the passenger's seat thinks to herself, 'oh well, Matilda is getting pretty old and her vision isn't what it used to be. She probably didn't see that red light, happens to everyone."

They drive a little bit more and pass another red light. Dorothy is thinking to herself, "alright two red lights is no coincidence.. maybe I should say something.. well better not, Matilda always gets anxious when I comment on her driving"

So they continue on driving when they go through a third red light. This time Dorothy speaks up and says, "Matilda! what's going on?! that's the third red light you've gone through!!" and Matilda answers:

"Oh, am I driving?"

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

They missed the rains down in Africa

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

I remember the last thing I said to Dorothy:

Go down the yellow brick road if you like,
just don't make a song and dance out of it.

Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?

Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."

If the cast of Wizard of OZ was based on bank related numbers and terminology, what would Dorothy shout to her Aunt when the twister hit their home?

ATM! ATM! It's a twister, ATM!

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