Doritos Jokes

28 doritos jokes and hilarious doritos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about doritos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Doritos Short Jokes

Short doritos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The doritos humour may include short dope jokes also.

  1. What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool ranch.
    (Written by my 9 yo daughter).
  2. People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch
  3. I started a new exercise routine this week I do 100 crunches in the morning and again in the evening
    My favourites are Doritos cheese supreme and Lays original
  4. I matched with this guy on Tinder. He said he wasn't like your average single Pringle – he was like a Dorito, edgy and spicy. I hooked up with him. He definitely wasn't plain round.
  5. We need to re-evaluate our use of the word 'Legendary.' We used to Say it of the person that pulled the sword from the stone. Now we say it about whoever can find the Doritos.
  6. Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays! i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.
  7. Did you hear Doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama? He's going to be the Chip-monk
  8. A dorito asks the doctor whether or not he's done the DNA test to his son yet.... The doctor responds, "Yes, I'm afraid he's NACHO son."
  9. When you listen to a foreign language song. Despacito I don't know the lyrics so I ate a burrito and my mom has a dorito oh oh oh
  10. Tomorrow's weather forecast for Canada is in, just in time for cannabis legalization It's going to be cloudy with a chance of Doritos.

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Doritos One Liners

Which doritos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with doritos? I can suggest the ones about blender and nacho.

  1. What did the Dorito Farmer say to the other Dorito Farmer? Cool Ranch
  2. What could dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos
  3. I know a farmer that grows doritos It's a cool ranch
  4. What do you call a person who worships Doritos? A Chipmonk.
  5. Your mama's so white... ...she thinks Doritos are Mexican food!
  6. What did the insecure, cheesy dorito say? "I'm nacho sure anymore"
  7. What is the worst possible chip a computer could have? A Dorito.
  8. Why did the dorito feel left out? Cause he didn't chip in!
  9. How do you get ten babies in a bowl? A blender.
    How do you get them out?
  10. What do you call Doritos you don't have to pay for? Fritos.
  11. Yo mama so small she hang-glides from a Dorito
  12. What do you call someone who worships Doritos? A chip monk.
  13. Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
  14. A serving of Doritos is 11 chips.
  15. What do you call an Anorexic with a Dorito? A hang-glider.

Doritos joke, What do you call an Anorexic with a Dorito?

Comical Doritos Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about doritos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mint jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make doritos pranks.

So I'm sitting in a recliner watching TV n**... and eating Doritos, just minding my own business, really.

And then out of nowhere Walmart calls the cops.

A guy approaches the cute cashier at the grocery store...

His basket contains a bag of Doritos, a quart of milk, and one TV dinner.
The cashier looks up and says, "You're single, aren't you?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"Cuz your ugly."

Doritos joke, What do you call someone who worships Doritos?