The Best 12 Dorito Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dorito jokes. There are some dorito baskets jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dorito tortilla puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dorito Jokes and Puns

What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool ranch.

(Written by my 9 yo daughter).

People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer

You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch

What did the Dorito Farmer say to the other Dorito Farmer?

Cool Ranch

Dorito joke, What did the Dorito Farmer say to the other Dorito Farmer?

I matched with this guy on Tinder. He said he wasn't like your average single Pringle – he was like a Dorito, edgy and spicy.

I hooked up with him. He definitely wasn't plain round.

What did the insecure, cheesy dorito say?

"I'm nacho sure anymore"

A dorito asks the doctor whether or not he's done the DNA test to his son yet....

The doctor responds, "Yes, I'm afraid he's NACHO son."

What is the worst possible chip a computer could have?

A Dorito.

Dorito joke, What is the worst possible chip a computer could have?

When you listen to a foreign language song.

Despacito I don't know the lyrics so I ate a burrito and my mom has a dorito oh oh oh

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Yo mama so small

she hang-glides from a Dorito

What do you call an Anorexic with a Dorito?

A hang-glider.

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Doritos announced new Pride-Flag inspired rainbow colored tortilla chips

This will be the first time finishing a bag of Doritos has ever been associated with pride.


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