Doris Day Jokes
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What day was Doris Day born?
Doris' day.
I thought 'H' is silent
One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English teacher: "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation. eg the letter....'H'.......in Hour, Honest, Honor.....e.t.c.........???"
Ms. Doris: "We are not ignoring them; they are considered silent."!
(I was even more confused.........??)
During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me her packed lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her an empty container....!!
Ms. Doris: "What happened, I told you to go and HEAT my food & you are returning me an empty container??"
Me: "Madam I thought 'H' was silent"
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