The Best 5 Doppler Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doppler jokes. There are some doppler colourblind jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doppler ultrasound puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doppler Jokes and Puns

What do we want? Hi speed Doppler effect cat drive by noises.

When do we want them?
MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww.

What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it?

nooaaaaAAAwwww!

Doppler ran a red light

He gets pulled over by a cop and the cop says, did you see you just went through a red light? Doppler looked at him and said that's not fair, it was blue to me! So the cop gave him a speeding ticket instead

You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children?

"One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift." By Doppler Seuss.

A friend of mine is a big fan of the Doppler Effect.

He soon changed his tune when he ran it past me.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doppler xenophobia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doppler radar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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