doppler Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious doppler puns

What do we want? Hi speed Doppler effect cat drive by noises.

When do we want them?


What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it?



Doppler ran a red light

He gets pulled over by a cop and the cop says, did you see you just went through a red light? Doppler looked at him and said that's not fair, it was blue to me! So the cop gave him a speeding ticket instead


You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children?

"One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift." By Doppler Seuss.


A friend of mine is a big fan of the Doppler Effect.

He soon changed his tune when he ran it past me.


Roses are red...

violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. Doppler shift!


What are the most funny Doppler jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Doppler? Well, here are the best Doppler dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Doppler pick up lines to share with friends.


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