Doppler Jokes
5 doppler jokes and hilarious doppler puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about doppler that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The Funniest Doppler Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What is a good doppler joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Scientists have determined that the Earth has a resonant frequency
The planet resonates at a low B note. However if you were flying away in a space ship the frequency would drop due to the doppler effect, and the Earth would B flat.
What do we want? Hi speed Doppler effect cat drive by noises.
When do we want them?
MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Doppler ran a red light
He gets pulled over by a cop and the cop says, did you see you just went through a red light? Doppler looked at him and said that's not fair, it was blue to me! So the cop gave him a speeding ticket instead
What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it?
nooaaaaAAAwwww!
You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children?
"One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift." By Doppler Seuss.
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