Doppler Jokes

What are some Doppler jokes?

What do we want? Hi speed Doppler effect cat drive by noises.

When do we want them?

What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it?


Doppler ran a red light

He gets pulled over by a cop and the cop says, did you see you just went through a red light? Doppler looked at him and said that's not fair, it was blue to me! So the cop gave him a speeding ticket instead

You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children?

"One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift." By Doppler Seuss.

How to make Doppler jokes?

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