Dope Jokes
44 dope jokes and hilarious dope puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dope that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dope Short Jokes
Short dope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dope humour may include short pretty cool jokes also.
- I think my girlfriend's a secret drug dealer I just answered her phone, and this man said "is that dope still there?"
- Did you hear Trump's limo driver got busted for possession of drugs? They found over 300 pounds of dope in the back seat.
- What did the medieval knight say when he got caught doping? I was just getting my Lance Armstrong.
- Lance Armstrong flew to NY yesterday to fight the
allegations of doping. ... would have been more convincing if he'd taken a plane, though. - I once knew a rapper who used cannabis infused citrus as chewing tobacco He spat some dope limes
- Dope, or no dope, Lance Armstrong was still a great athlete. Winning the tour is no easy feat. Even with the drugs, he worked his ball off to go to where he is today!
- Hey, imagine if there was something you could put in your body that could let you see a whole new layer of existence and change your perception of reality? Bro, that would be dope.
- I think my wife might be secretly dealing drugs. There was a suspicious phone call this morning which I answered. A male voice asked "Has that dope gone yet?"
- Lance Armstrong decided to fly to France to fight against the doping allegations against him. It would have been more convincing if he had taken a plane.
- Russia's dope scandal is now over. Almost two years after putting him in the White House....
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Dope One Liners
Which dope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dope? I can suggest the ones about neat and cool.
- Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope
- Did you see the ROC figure skating routine in the Olympics? It was dope
- What happened after Lance Armstrong was caught doping? He took his ball and went home.
- What do you call a boat filled with dope? A speedboat
- Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it.
- That's so Dope Russia wanted it to represent them in the next Olympic game
- I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics He was dope.
- Say what you will about the Russian Olympic Team... ...I think they're pretty dope
- Why such hate on Lance Armstrong? I think his riding style is pretty dope.
- I had a Muslim durg dealer in college Dope Amin
- What do you call a drug addict on a scooter? A dope head on a moped.
- What do you call a drug dealer on a push bike? A dope pedlar.
- What do you call paper that changes color based on how dope something is? Litness Paper
- Girl is your dad a drug dealer Because you're dope
- 😁 The pope smoked now he cant play games for doping
Unearthly Funniest Dope Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about dope you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cute jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dope pranks.
Sometimes when I'm bored I put makeup and little wigs on m**... cigarettes.
That might sound dumb to you, but I think it's pretty dope.
Tried h**... last night...
It was dope.
Did you hear about the guy who made his wife a necklace out of crystal m**...?
I hear it was pretty dope.
I think my wife is dealing drugs.
This morning I was running late, and I answered a very suspicious phone call.
All i heard was a strange, male voice say, "Has that dope left out yet?"
Nesta Carter was asked how he felt after winning a gold medal alongside Usain Bolt.
"That was dope!"
The man, The newspaper and the wife
A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who's a total dope!
I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives."
His wife said, 'Thank you.'
What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?
They've both been known to blow a little dope.
Pick up line: If you were a neurotransmitter you would be dopamine...
Cuz you are dope and mine
I ALSO wrote a poem!
''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs''
Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope.
What did the Hawaiian dope dealer say to the Eskimo tourist?
Danks for da kine cold stranger!
All I do all day is roll massive joints and deal with huge quantities of dope.
Being a pipe inspector s**....
