The Best 37 Dope Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dope jokes. There are some dope narco jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dope amphetamine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dope Jokes and Puns

What did the Hawaiian dope dealer say to the Eskimo tourist?

Danks for da kine cold stranger!

What do you call a drug addict on a scooter?

A dope head on a moped.

Tried heroin last night...

It was dope.

Dope joke, Tried heroin last night...

what do you call a clean idiot?

soap on a dope

I ALSO wrote a poem!

''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs''
Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope.


I just found out I stayed in the same hotel room as royalty.

The dope left his bible behind

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope ?

Dope joke, What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Are you looking forward to the Olympics?

I am, they're going to be dope.

Say what you want about Russian Athletes

But their training regimen is pretty dope

I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics

He was dope.

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Say what you will about the Russian Olympic Team...

...I think they're pretty dope

Did you hear about the guy who made his wife a necklace out of crystal meth?

I hear it was pretty dope.

All I do all day is roll massive joints and deal with huge quantities of dope.

Being a pipe inspector sucks.

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

The man, The newspaper and the wife

A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who's a total dope!
I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives."
His wife said, 'Thank you.'

Dope joke, The man, The newspaper and the wife

Nesta Carter was asked how he felt after winning a gold medal alongside Usain Bolt.

"That was dope!"

I had a Muslim durg dealer in college

Dope Amin

I think my wife is dealing drugs.

This morning I was running late, and I answered a very suspicious phone call.

All i heard was a strange, male voice say, "Has that dope left out yet?"


I think my wife might be secretly dealing drugs.

There was a suspicious phone call this morning which I answered. A male voice asked "Has that dope gone yet?"

What do you call paper that changes color based on how dope something is?

Litness Paper

What do you call a group of people with good haircuts?

Dope heads

That's so Dope

Russia wanted it to represent them in the next Olympic game

Pick up line: If you were a neurotransmitter you would be dopamine...

Cuz you are dope and mine

What do you call a drug dealer on a push bike?

A dope pedlar.

Russia's dope scandal is now over.

Almost two years after putting him in the White House....

I once knew a rapper who used cannabis infused citrus as chewing tobacco

He spat some dope limes

Girl is your dad a drug dealer

Because you're dope

I love that marijuana is now legal in Canada.

It's really dope.

With all the tax dollars weed sales in Colorado is raising for education...

Those schools are going to be dope.

Apparently there is a new trend of mixing in glitter with marijuana...

I hear it's pretty dope....

I'm disappointed by these wrapping ministries that pop up around this time of year.

Not a single one of them involves a dope beat and a mic to blaze.

Dope, or no dope, Lance Armstrong was still a great athlete.

Winning the tour is no easy feat. Even with the drugs, he worked his ball off to go to where he is today!

What do you call a boat filled with dope?

A speedboat

Sometimes when I'm bored I put makeup and little wigs on marijuana cigarettes.

That might sound dumb to you, but I think it's pretty dope.

Did you hear Trump's limo driver got busted for possession of drugs?

They found over 300 pounds of dope in the back seat.

Did you see the ROC figure skating routine in the Olympics?

It was dope

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