The Best 6 Doortodoor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doortodoor jokes. There are some doortodoor doorbell jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doortodoor sold puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doortodoor Jokes and Puns

I once met a lizard who was a door-to-door pottery salesman

He could really rep tile

Girl guides

I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was
selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting
several homes, she commented on the different styles of
doorbells: some buzzed, some rang, some warbled.

We made a game of guessing what the next bell would sound like.

At the precise moment she touched the doorbell at one house,
the church tower began to chime. She wheeled around with a look
of amazement on her face. "Now THAT'S a a door bell"

Why do Jehovah's Witnesses hate Halloween?

They have to compete with other strangers going door-to-door.

I didn't let my st-st-stutter stop me from achieving my dream career

I'm a door-to-door salesman. I sell "No Soliciting" signs. The more I st-st-stutter the more I seem to sell.

I've been going door-to-door proselytizing my new gym.

Jehovah's Fitness


What do you call a religious door-to-door salesman?

A zeal-ot.

(bonus points if this made you think of the Halo games)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doortodoor week jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doortodoor severe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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