Doormat Jokes
5 doormat jokes and hilarious doormat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about doormat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Doormat Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good doormat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Any great and funny jokes like this one for my 8 year old granddaughter?
She loves this one:
A guy is sitting in his living room, hears a knock at the door. Gets up and opens the door, no one there. Looks down and sees a snail on the doormat. Being a guy, of course he picks it up and throws it across the street.
Six months later, the guy is in his living room, hears a knock at the door. Gets up, opens the door, no one there. He looks down and it's that snail. Snail looks up and yells "what the heck was that about?!!!".
How do you say doormat in Spanish?
Matador
My wife an I were sat watching a documentary about plastic surgery earlier..
"Oo, I'd love a bit of that." She said, dreamily. "It'd be great to step out with a different shaped nose."
So I've swapped the doormat for a rake.
Sam Adams decides to pay Thomas Paine a visit ...
He knocks, and Tom comes to answer the door. Sam says, "I notice that you use the New York Times instead of a doormat. "Yes," says Tom. "These are the Times that dry mens' soles."
I'm tired of people stomping all over my hard work, trampling on it without even noticing.
Maybe I should quit my job at the doormat factory...
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