The Best 7 Doorm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doorm jokes. There are some doorm booster jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doorm trunk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doorm Jokes and Puns

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

A doorman quits his job.

He just couldn't handle it anymore.

The doorman at a bar refuses a patron entry because dress code requires a tie be worn.

So the patron goes back to his car and pulls a set of booster cables from the trunk, ties it around his neck like and tie and returns to the doorman.

The doorman says. "OK, that will work, but you better not start anything".

Why did the doorman quit his job to play basketball?

Cause he got handles

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.


Where does the door go change?

In the doorm room

Always a doorman

never a door

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doorm pulls jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doorm janitor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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