Doorm Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

How do you say doormat in Spanish?


A doorman quits his job.

He just couldn't handle it anymore.

The doorman at a bar refuses a patron entry because dress code requires a tie be worn.

So the patron goes back to his car and pulls a set of booster cables from the trunk, ties it around his neck like and tie and returns to the doorman.

The doorman says. "OK, that will work, but you better not start anything".

Why did the doorman quit his job to play basketball?

Cause he got handles

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

What does a whale's doormat say?

Whale Cum

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