The Best 6 Doorknobs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doorknobs jokes. There are some doorknobs blower jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doorknobs walls puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doorknobs Jokes and Puns

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

I don't trust my doorknobs

I expect them all to turn on me.

Whats the easiest way to confuse Helen Keller?

Put doorknobs on all the walls.

I think my house is being haunted by David Carradine...

because all my doorknobs are suddenly loose.

LPT: Don't use glass doorknobs

You might end up with a house-fire.


How did Helen Keller's parents punished her?

They installed doorknobs everywhere.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doorknobs latch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doorknobs knob piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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