Doorknob Jokes

Funniest Doorknob Short Jokes

Short doorknob jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The doorknob humour may include short door handle jokes also.

1. I hope I'm not reincarnated as a doorknob in my next life... Their lives are nothing but twists and turns.
2. What happens when you try to pull out a tooth using the "string and doorknob trick" or a pair of pliers? You get fired from your job as a dentist.
3. What do they call a gay who strangulated himself to a doorknob in prison? A low-hanging fruit.
4. I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle
5. I think my house is being haunted by David Carradine... because all my doorknobs are suddenly loose.
6. Q&A Q: What did Norman Bates call his little sister?
   (You know you see it coming...)
   A: Psycho-sis!
   (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
7. I got angry yesterday, so I kicked a doorknob and it broke. Guess it couldn't handle my kick.
8. ALEX TREBEK: This accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics **ME:** *(spraying a mouthful of popcorn)* WHAT IS A DOORKNOB?!

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Doorknob One Liners

Which doorknob one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with doorknob? I can suggest the ones about door lock and front door.

1. How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glue doorknobs to the walls.
2. I don't trust my doorknobs I expect them all to turn on me.
3. I put a sock on my doorknob To let people know I'm getting busy with another sock.
4. What's similar between Katerino and a doorknob Everyone gets a turn
5. Yo mama's like a doorknob Everyone gets a turn
6. Whats the easiest way to confuse Helen Keller? Put doorknobs on all the walls.
7. LPT: Don't use glass doorknobs You might end up with a house-fire.
8. How did Helen Keller's parents punished her? They installed doorknobs everywhere.
9. I drill doorknob holes for a living. You could say I have a BORING job.
10. If there's a sock on my doorknob... It means I'm having s**... with the other one.

Uproarious Doorknob Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about doorknob you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean door buttons jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make doorknob pranks.