The Best 11 Doorknob Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doorknob jokes. There are some doorknob door jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doorknob squeeze puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doorknob Jokes and Puns

Today just wasn't my day.

I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. Finally leave the house for work and the doorknob comes loose and just breaks off.

I'm afraid to go to the bathroom..

If there's a sock on my doorknob...

It means I'm having sex with the other one.

I hope I'm not reincarnated as a doorknob in my next life...

Their lives are nothing but twists and turns.

Doorknob joke, I hope I'm not reincarnated as a doorknob in my next life...

ALEX TREBEK: This accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics

**ME:** *(spraying a mouthful of popcorn)* WHAT IS A DOORKNOB?!

I put a sock on my doorknob

To let people know I'm getting busy with another sock.


What's similar between Katerino and a doorknob

Everyone gets a turn

What happens when you try to pull out a tooth using the "string and doorknob trick" or a pair of pliers?

You get fired from your job as a dentist.

Doorknob joke, What happens when you try to pull out a tooth using the "string and doorknob trick" or a pair of pli

What do they call a gay who strangulated himself to a doorknob in prison?

A low-hanging fruit.

Yo mama's like a doorknob

Everyone gets a turn

I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently.

She was quite difficult to handle

Q&A

Q: What did Norman Bates call his little sister?
(You know you see it coming...)
A: Psycho-sis!

(I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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