The Best 5 Door To Door Sales Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Door To Door Sales jokes. There are some door to door sales door jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these door to door sales window puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Door To Door Sales Jokes and Puns

Boat for sale

Ole walks by Sven's house and sees a sign that says "Boat for sale". He walks up the driveway and only sees a tractor and a lawn mower. He goes up to the door and says, "Ole, I see dat sign dat says 'boat for sale,' but alls I see is a tractor and a lawn mower." Sven says, "Yup, and dey're boat for sale."

John sees a "boat for sale" sign and decides to go take a look...

Behind the sign the there is only an old tractor and a beat up truck, so he goes to the door and an old newfie answers.

John says "I'm interested in the boat you have for sale"

The newfie looks confused and says "no bye, I ain't got no boat for sale."

"But" John says, "you have a sign out by that old truck and tractor..."

"Aye," replies the newfie, "and dere boat for sale!"

A man walks past a house that has a sign posted up saying "Boat for sale" and decides to check it out

As he's walking up the driveway, all he sees is an old car and a grill.

Confused, he knocks on the door and asks the Jamaican home owner, "hey, I can see that you have a sign out front saying you've got a boat, but all I can see is an old car and a grill.."

"Ya mon!" the Jamaican home owner excitedly replies, "and dem boat for sale!"

A man has an interview for a Sales Manager position at a company.

During the interview, the Hiring Manager pulls out a brand new laptop and sets it on the desk in front of him.

If you're as good as you say you are – sell me this laptop.

The man picks the device up, studied it for a few seconds, then puts it under his arm and walks out the door.

He's halfway down the hall when the Hiring Manager shouts, Hey! Bring me back that laptop!

To which the man turns and replies, £200 and it's yours.

If they didn't want me to kick in the door and start taking stuff

then why'd they call it a doorbuster sale?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the door to door sales shutters jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working door to door sales door buttons piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes