The Best 14 Door Hinges Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Door Hinges jokes. There are some door hinges jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these door hinges puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Door Hinges Jokes and Puns

My son came home as I was taking his door off it's hinges and asked Dad what are you doing?



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If any of you can teach me how to fix a broken hinge...

My door is always open.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving through the desert.

The car breaks down, and they've got no cell reception, so they have to walk to get help. The brunette says "I'll grab the bottled water in case we get thirsty." The redhead says, "I'll grab the snacks in case we get hungry."

The blonde rips the drivers side door off its hinges. "I'll take this door, so if we get hot, I can roll the window down."

A guy runs into a saloon and yells "everybody clear out, Big John's comin' to town!"

A couple minutes later a mountain of a man rides into town on an ox and he's dragging a mountain lion on a chain behind him. He gets down and punches the ox and slams the mountain lion and says "You guys stay here."

He walks into the saloon, ripping the doors off the hinges. Walks up to the bartender grabs him by the shirt and says "Give me a bottle of beer." Bartender does, guy bites the top right off, chugs it down in one gulp and slams it down on the bar.

Bartender asks, "Ca-ca-can I getcha another?"

Guy says "Naw. I gotta get out of here. Big John's coming to town."

Hardware store

So a woman goes into a hardware store to buy a hinge for a door.

She puts the hinge on the counter, and the guy says, "Excuse me lady, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

And she says, "No, but I'll blow you for that lawn mower."


A sheriff walks into a saloon, the doors swinging on their hinges behind him

I'm gonna need your attention he exclaims.

Everyone in the bar hushes up.

I'm lookin' for a wanted man says the sheriff.

What's he look like sheriff? asks a patron standing at the bar.

The sheriff responds Well now, he's been seen wearing a brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, he also wears brown paper boots and has a brown paper hat. We're calling him the Brown Paper Cowboy.

There's a quiet murmur throughout the bar, until finally someone asks What's he wanted for sheriff?

Sheriff replies Rustling

If any of you know how to fix broken hinges

My door is always open

I started working for a company that made hinges

It really opened a lot of doors for me

A man comes home to find his door lock is not working properly

He promptly unscrews the hinges, picks up the door and takes it to the market to repair the lock.

The locksmith asks *"If the door's here...what if someone walks into your house?"*

Confused, he replies *"How would anyone get in when I have the door?"*

I got rid of my NES today.

I was putting a a game in it, and the hinged door dropped down and bit me. Because of it, I had to get a Tetris shot.

If someone can give me advice about hinges

My door is always open.

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A door walks into a bar

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The door responds, "I'm off my hinges."

Apparently "I'm buying this lube for the back door"

is not OK to say to the cashier when buying WD-40 to treat some rusty hinges.

Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.

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