Door Hinge Jokes
29 door hinge jokes and hilarious door hinge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about door hinge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Door Hinge Short Jokes
Short door hinge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The door hinge humour may include short hinges jokes also.
- My son came home as I was taking his door off it's hinges and asked Dad what are you doing?
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- I got rid of my NES today. I was putting a a game in it, and the hinged door dropped down and bit me. Because of it, I had to get a Tetris shot.
- A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The door responds, "I'm off my hinges." - Apparently "I'm buying this l**... for the back door" is not OK to say to the cashier when buying WD-40 to treat some rusty hinges.
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Door Hinge One Liners
Which door hinge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with door hinge? I can suggest the ones about door handle and door lock.
- If any of you can teach me how to fix a broken hinge... My door is always open.
- If any of you know how to fix broken hinges My door is always open
- I started working for a company that made hinges It really opened a lot of doors for me
- If anyone knows someone who can fix hinges… my door is always open
- If someone can give me advice about hinges My door is always open.
- Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.
- Why don't doors rust in England? They've got stone hinges.
Door Hinge Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about door hinge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean doorknob jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make door hinge pranks.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving through the desert.
The car breaks down, and they've got no cell reception, so they have to walk to get help. The brunette says "I'll grab the bottled water in case we get thirsty." The redhead says, "I'll grab the snacks in case we get hungry."
The blonde rips the drivers side door off its hinges. "I'll take this door, so if we get hot, I can roll the window down."
Hardware store
So a woman goes into a hardware store to buy a hinge for a door.
She puts the hinge on the counter, and the guy says, "Excuse me lady, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
And she says, "No, but I'll blow you for that lawn mower."
A guy runs into a saloon and yells "everybody clear out, Big John's comin' to town!"
A couple minutes later a mountain of a man rides into town on an ox and he's dragging a mountain lion on a chain behind him. He gets down and punches the ox and slams the mountain lion and says "You guys stay here."
He walks into the saloon, ripping the doors off the hinges. Walks up to the bartender grabs him by the shirt and says "Give me a bottle of beer." Bartender does, guy bites the top right off, c**... it down in one gulp and slams it down on the bar.
Bartender asks, "Ca-ca-can I getcha another?"
Guy says "Naw. I gotta get out of here. Big John's coming to town."
A sheriff walks into a saloon, the doors swinging on their hinges behind him
I'm gonna need your attention he exclaims.
Everyone in the bar hushes up.
I'm lookin' for a wanted man says the sheriff.
What's he look like sheriff? asks a patron standing at the bar.
The sheriff responds Well now, he's been seen wearing a brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, he also wears brown paper boots and has a brown paper hat. We're calling him the Brown Paper Cowboy.
There's a quiet murmur throughout the bar, until finally someone asks What's he wanted for sheriff?
Sheriff replies Rustling
A man comes home to find his door lock is not working properly
He promptly unscrews the hinges, picks up the door and takes it to the market to repair the lock.
The locksmith asks *"If the door's here...what if someone walks into your house?"*
Confused, he replies *"How would anyone get in when I have the door?"*
A lawyer was opening the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and struck the door, ripping it completely off the hinges.
When police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my car!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, it's incredible!" retorted the officer, "You're so concerned about your s**... BMW that you didn't even notice your left arm has been ripped off".
Upon heaering this the lawyers eyes shoot wide open as he jolts his head towards the left shoulder, only to find that his arm was indeed completely missing.
"Oh my god!", replied the lawyer, "Where's my Rolex!"
A chappy was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, while waiting her turn, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf .
When Joe was finished, Mary asked, "How much for the teapot?"
Joe replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that she was sent to buy, and Joe went to the backroom to find a hinge.
From the backroom Joe yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for the hinge?'
To which Mary replied, "Nope, but I definitely will for the teapot."
Materialist Lawyer
A lawyer is getting out of his car when another vehicle comes along and rips the door right off the hinges. A cop sees the whole thing and comes over to assist the lawyer who is screaming profanities at the driver of the other vehicle.
The cop asks, "Are you alright, sir?"
The lawyer responds, "Of course not you fricking idiot! Did you see what that guy just did to my Jaguar? You're going to arrest him, right?"
The cop just shakes his head, "You lawyers are so materialistic. I'll bet you haven't even realized your arm is missing."
The lawyer looks down where is missing arm should be and screams, "Oh my god, my Rolex!"
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
He asked his wife, Mary, if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet." The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00." Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet; certainly out of my price range." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom, the manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
Screw for a Hinge?
Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe to finish waiting on a customer.
When Joe was finished, Mary asked, "How much for the teapot?"
Joe replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe went to the backroom to find a hinge.
From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
To which Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."