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Doomsday Jokes

3 doomsday jokes and hilarious doomsday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about doomsday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Delightful Fun Doomsday Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good doomsday joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.

Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond?

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.
Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

Why did the German doomsday prepper order an appetizer?

He wanted to prepare for the wurst.

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