The Best 8 Doomsday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doomsday jokes. There are some doomsday imminent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doomsday teletubbies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doomsday Jokes and Puns

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.

Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

Why did the German doomsday prepper order an appetizer?

He wanted to prepare for the wurst.

What is a Doomsday preppers favorite type of pizza?


I watch doomsday films like there's no tomorrow.

I watch doomsday films like there's no tomorrow.

Let's dedicate a genre for doomsday


A doomsday prepper told me that the world is going to end at a certain point

He is also a flat-earther.

Doomsday preppers

Just got renewed for four more seasons.

Doomsday device

A doomsday device that will send a nuke to every country on the planet has been developed.

They call it an abombanation.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doomsday armageddon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doomsday prediction piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes