Doom Jokes

Funniest Doom Short Jokes

Short doom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The doom humour may include short dome jokes also.

1. Got stuck behind a tractor on the way to work this morning. The bloke on top wouldn't stop screaming "We're all doomed! The end of the world is nigh! Repent!" Turned out it was Farmer Geddon
2. That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy. He touched so many hearts.
3. Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. Those who fail to clear their history are doomed to explain it.
4. Whoever invented police helicopters doomed us all Everything's gonna happen now that pigs can fly
5. If the average world temperature rises 2 degrees Celsius, mankind is doomed. That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.
6. I said to my wife the next generation is doomed for sure. She asked why I was so sure about it.
   I replied because we are the ones who would be giving them advice when we are old.
7. I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent.
8. A dyslexic person peeing his pants would spell certain doom. His urination spells his ruination.
9. Despite what people think, it's not all doom and gloom being a morgue attendant. This morning I had a right little Chuckle.
10. What do you call Harrison Ford shivering in the corner of the Temple of Doom? Indiana Jonesing

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Doom One Liners

Which doom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with doom? I can suggest the ones about dark souls and horror.

1. I was told I should rearrange my mood. But that could spell my doom.
2. Those who forget... Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
3. how do we know communism was doomed from the beginning? All the red flags
4. We should've known communism was doomed to fall. There were a lot of red flags.
5. Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom? Force of Hobbit.
6. Wizard: A fox prophesied doom! King: Foxes lie. Why'd you listen to a Fox for news?
7. If Eve doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would she do for a Klondike Bar?
8. How did Gandlaf know that Frodo would take the ring to Mount Doom? coz Elijah Would
9. To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all.
10. What's a hobbits favorite drink? Mountain Doom
11. Technically DOOM is a Christian game... Because all you do is kill Demons.
12. the thing about that new DOOM's campaign is... Id couldn't be any better!
13. What's the Doom marine's favorite musical instrument?... Violins
14. Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
15. How do you spell doom? Avra kedavara let there be doom!

Entertaining Doom Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about doom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean havoc jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make doom pranks.