The Best 21 Doom Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doom jokes. There are some doom damnation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doom woom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doom Jokes and Puns

During the French Revolution a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer were facing execution on the guillotine.

The doctor was first, but the blade jammed and the doctor was set free due to Divine Intervention.

The lawyer was next, again the blade jammed, and was also set free.

As the engineer was being led to his doom, he glanced up at the blade and said Wait a minute! I think I see the problem…

I was told I should rearrange my mood.

But that could spell my doom.

That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy.

He touched so many hearts.

Doom joke, That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Wizard: A fox prophesied doom!

King: Foxes lie. Why'd you listen to a Fox for news?

What is a Doomsday preppers favorite type of pizza?


I gave my wife a copy of doom

It sucks because each time we try to have sex she goes by the motto RIP and tear until it's done

Doom joke, I gave my wife a copy of doom

A dyslexic person peeing his pants would spell certain doom.

His urination spells his ruination.

Despite what people think, it's not all doom and gloom being a morgue attendant.

This morning I had a right little Chuckle.

How did Gandlaf know that Frodo would take the ring to Mount Doom?

coz Elijah Would

What do you call Harrison Ford shivering in the corner of the Temple of Doom?

Indiana Jonesing

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In another context, "Doom" could have been one of the scariest horror games of all time.

All you have to do is play one of the demons.

Before Doomslayer, devils were just evil.

But then he gave them the D.

What's a hobbits favorite drink?

Mountain Doom

Why doesn't the Doomslayer have PTSD from all the demon fighting?

You cannot get PTSD if you ARE the traumatic event

Technically DOOM is a Christian game...

Because all you do is kill Demons.

Doom joke, Technically DOOM is a Christian game...

I don't know why everyone says the wheel was such a technological advancement

I mean it can't even run doom.

A doomsday prepper told me that the world is going to end at a certain point

He is also a flat-earther.

Doomsday preppers

Just got renewed for four more seasons.

What's the Doom marine's favorite musical instrument?...


Doomsday device

A doomsday device that will send a nuke to every country on the planet has been developed.

They call it an abombanation.

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