The Best 10 Doody Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doody jokes. There are some doody pooing jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doody crapper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Doody Jokes and Puns

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Did you hear about the janitor who suffocated in a row of turds?

He died in the line of doody.

A plumber is working on draining a septic tank when he falls in the poop and is drowned when the pipe sucks him under. At his funeral, the minister stands up and says:

We are gathered here today to remember our friend, the plumber, >!who was killed in the line of doody.!<

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What is it called when an officer poops his pants while chasing a perp?

Active doody.


What do you call it when a Soldier doesn't flush?

Dereliction of doody.

Although my son was only a plumber, we had a 21-gun salute at his funeral.

Because he was killed in the line of doody.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his doody!

It's hard being immature in the military.

All these officers keep talking about my doody.

Another one a 7 year old appreciates: Why did the anti-terrorist soldier blow up the toilet?

He was just doing his doody!

(Don't yell at me, I got it from a 7 year old)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doody pooh jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doody faeces piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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