Doody Jokes
8 doody jokes and hilarious doody puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about doody that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Delightful Fun Doody Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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What do you call a cop standing on dog p**...?
Officer on doody.
Did you hear about the janitor who suffocated in a row of turds?
He died in the line of doody.
A plumber is working on draining a septic tank when he falls in the p**... and is drowned when the pipe s**... him under. At his f**..., the minister stands up and says:
We are gathered here today to remember our friend, the plumber, >!who was killed in the line of doody.!<
What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?
Civic doody.
What is it called when an officer poops his pants while chasing a perp?
Active doody.
What do you call it when a Soldier doesn't flush?
Dereliction of doody.
Although my son was only a plumber, we had a 21-gun salute at his f**....
Because he was killed in the line of doody.
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
It was his doody!
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