The Best 13 Doodle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doodle jokes. There are some doodle cartoonist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doodle yankee doodle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doodle Jokes and Puns

Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"...

Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"

I drew my dog while I was on a boring phone call and I'm really proud of it!

It's a golden doodle.

Yankee Doodle can use other names too

Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL'

Adolf Hitler went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'

Doodle joke, Yankee Doodle can use other names too

Cute repartee from "Dr. Katz"

The good doctor is between clients, and Laura, the administrative assistant, walks into his office. Dr. Katz is lying on his patients' couch and this surprises her.

"I've just never seen you on the couch before," she says.

"Well," Dr. Katz says, "I was just in a reflective mood, and I wondered if the couch might do for me what I hope it does for my patients."

"I see," says Laura. "Would you like me to sit in your chair and doodle and pretend to care?"

Saw a dog in the park this morning that was a cross between a cockerpoo and a labradoodle.

A cocker doodle poo, if you will.


What do you call an American Drawing?

A Yankee Doodle.

After all exhaustive, unsuccessful search for a mate, what did the gay rooster say?

"At this point, any cock'll doodle do."

Doodle joke, After all exhaustive, unsuccessful search for a mate, what did the gay rooster say?

What do you call a rooster drawing a doodle?

Cock-a-doodle-do!

What does a patriotic chicken say?

Yankee doodle doo!

I'll see myself out

A straight rooster says "coco doodle doo", a gay rooster says...

ANY COCKLEDOO!

Yankee doodle keep it up, Yankee doodle dandy...

Yankee doodle went to town and got himself a handy.

You can explore doodle cockle reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean doodle cocka dad jokes. There are also doodle puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What does an alt right rooster say at the crack of dawn?

'cuck' a doodle doo.

What does a patriotic chicken say?

Yankee doodle doo!

(so sorry)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doodle cock jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doodle crayon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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