The Best 7 Doodie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Doodie jokes. There are some doodie pooped jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these doodie diaper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Doodie Jokes and Puns

From my 13 year old brother: I had to pause my game today to take a massive poop...

It was the Call of Doodie.

What do you call a constipated cop?

Off doodie.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What did the gamer hear that made him rush to the bathroom?

The call of Doodie.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!


Why wouldn't the police officer leave the bathroom?

Because he was "on doodie"

When does a policeman stink the most?

When he's on doodie.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the doodie poot puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working doodie dookie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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