Dood Jokes
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So a man gets a job working as a highway stripe painter
The foreman gives the guy a paint brush and a fat bucket of paint and tells the dood where to paint and off the guy goes.
End of the first day the newbie comes back and tells the foreman he did 10 miles. "Outstanding!" The foreman says.
Second day newbie comes back to the shop at the end of the day and tells the foreman he's done 4 miles. 'Not impressive.' The foreman thinks.
End of the third day the newbie tells his foreman he did one mile. The foreman has to ask, "The first day you did 10 miles, the second day you did 4, and today you only accomplished one measly mile? What gives?"
"Well," The newbie says, "Every day the paint can gets farther and farther away.
What do you call a dOOd buying many lottery ticketsssss?
A piddlywack with a great big imagination!!!!!!!!!'@!
What do you call the DOOD who lEaVeS his door OPEN?
A vulnerable piddlywack!
What did the cow say to the other cow?
What's up dood
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