The Best 4 Dood Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dood jokes. There are some dood pasteurize jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dood mooving puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dood Jokes and Puns

So a man gets a job working as a highway stripe painter

The foreman gives the guy a paint brush and a fat bucket of paint and tells the dood where to paint and off the guy goes.

End of the first day the newbie comes back and tells the foreman he did 10 miles. "Outstanding!" The foreman says.

Second day newbie comes back to the shop at the end of the day and tells the foreman he's done 4 miles. 'Not impressive.' The foreman thinks.

End of the third day the newbie tells his foreman he did one mile. The foreman has to ask, "The first day you did 10 miles, the second day you did 4, and today you only accomplished one measly mile? What gives?"

"Well," The newbie says, "Every day the paint can gets farther and farther away.

What do you call a dOOd buying many lottery ticketsssss?

A piddlywack with a great big imagination!!!!!!!!!'@!

What do you call the DOOD who lEaVeS his door OPEN?

A vulnerable piddlywack!

What did the cow say to the other cow?

What's up dood

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dood lul puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dood bovine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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