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73 doo jokes and hilarious doo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about doo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with the best collection of Doo Jokes! Discover the funniest versions of Scooby Doo, Ski Doo, Sea Doo, Shaggy, and even Dung and Poo Jokes that will have you rolling in the aisles.

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Funniest Doo Short Jokes

Short doo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The doo humour may include short dung jokes also.

  1. I took my new dog outside to go to the bathroom but he didn't like my yard I told him, "I know it's not the best, but you'll have to make doo."
  2. If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the... Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*
  3. What did the Pink Panther write down on his itinerary? To do
    To do
    To do
    To do
    To do doo doo doo
  4. The pharmacist said they only have the generic version of my laxative medication. I said "I guess I'll have to make doo with that".
  5. They're building a Flinstones themed pub in Abu Dhabi... The Abu Dhabi Yabba Dabba Doo Bar
  6. A baby fish is called a fry. A baby whale is called a calf. A baby shark is a doo doo doo doo doo doo.
  7. Did you hear about the guy who was held legally liable for clogging his friend's toilet? The judge determined that he failed to exercise "doo diligence"
  8. I've been working on a symphony inspired by the song 'Camptown Races' It's called 'Ode To Doo Dah Day'
  9. How does Fred Flintstone go to the bathroom? He takes a yabba dabba doo.
  10. Just found out that I have a 'dinkie doo'... It's when your belly sticks out farther than your dinkie doo.

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Doo One Liners

Which doo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with doo? I can suggest the ones about poo and rooster.

  1. Saudi Arabia don't air the Flintstones anymore... But don't worry, Abu Dhabi Doo.
  2. What do you call a Great Dane wearing a snorkel? Scuba-Doo!
  3. what do you call a communist in a hurry? A soviet rushin!
    (wackady shmackady doo)
  4. What kind of bees get you high? Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that
  5. What kind of dog likes to swim? Scuba Dooby doo!
  6. What do you call a dog who serves icecream? Scoopy-Doo
  7. What do you call an underwater dog? Scuba Doo
  8. My favorite toilet in my house is broken Guess I'll have to make doo with my other one
  9. Most Middle Eastern Nations don't like the Flintstones.. But ABU DHAIBI DOO!
  10. How do you unlock a toilet? A Doo-key.
  11. What does a patriotic chicken say? Yankee doodle doo!
    I'll see myself out
  12. A straight rooster says "coco doodle doo", a gay rooster says... ANY COCKLEDOO!
  13. What does Batman do while in the Batroom? He goes doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo.
  14. If frank sinatra was black, what would he wear on his head? A dooby dooby doo rag
  15. Oompa Loopa Doopity Doo Here's an executive order for you...

Scooby Doo Velma Jokes

Here is a list of funny scooby doo velma jokes and even better scooby doo velma puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What are s**... Doo's favourite gemstones? Velma's Roobies.
  • s**... Doo doesn't normally like rocks... But he's a big fan of Velma's Rubies.
  • s**... Doo may not care for most precious gems But he does appreciate Velma's rubies.
  • What's the name of the dog on s**... Doo? Velma

Shaggy Scooby Doo Jokes

Here is a list of funny shaggy scooby doo jokes and even better shaggy scooby doo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • SHAGGY: What did the vet say you have? s**... DOO: Rabies.
    SHAGGY: Zoinks. I didn't even know you could get pregnant.
  • s**...-Doo did a p**... and shaggy thought it was chocolate, he took a bite and his face went white.
  • What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind? What would s**... doo?

Scooby Doo Jokes

Here is a list of funny scooby doo jokes and even better scooby doo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "Ramen." - s**... Doo finishing a prayer.
  • I think my girlfriend is obsessed with s**... doo. She keeps telling me we should split up and search for other people.
  • Do you know why s**... Doo is the most viewed cartoon in denmark? Because he's a Great Dane
  • My girlfriend said she would break up with me if I said another s**...-Doo quote. My last words to her were Alright, let's split up gang.
  • What did Pablo Escobar say to s**...-Doo and the gang when they finally caught him? I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids.
  • s**... Doo is a procrastinator. I've never heard him say, "s**... Dooby Done!"
  • My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop speaking in s**... Doo references... Alright gang, let's split up.
  • My 2-Doo list: 1. s**...
    2. yabba-dabba
  • Socrates: To be is to do. Kant: To do is to be. s**... Doo: Do be do be do.
  • Did you hear about the s**... Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer? He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about doo can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of doo puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Charming Humor Doo Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about doo you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean loo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make doo prank.

A man is doing a crossword and asks his wife for help.

Husband: Body of water, three letters.
Wife: Bay.
Husband: Flying insect with stinger, three letters.
Wife: Bee.
Husband: To hush someone, four letters.
Wife: shhh.
Husband: Boat Noah built, three letters.
Wife: Ark.
Husband: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

I played bass on the original s**... Doo theme song way back in 1969 and then went on to play with Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the s**... Doo theme song, or in any band for that matter, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!

So Velma and Shaggy, your in the final round and this is the £10000 question, name a animal that has a single horn

"RHINO!"
Yes s**... Doo, I know you know but you were knocked out in the last round.

A woman answered her front doo

A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.
"Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"
"My babysitter's boyfriend."

s**... Doo is the worst cartoon to watch during the COVID-19 pandemic

Because the Mystery Inc gang doesn't seem to like people who wear masks

I played bass on the original s**... Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn't actually play the bass on the s**... Doo theme song, or in any band, but I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you metaling kids!

So s**... Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol..

RuH-ROH.

I got mauled by a Great Dane and ended up in intensive care

Come on s**... Doo, ICU

My doctor just thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of f**... for my stool sample.

I told him it was the least I could doo.

My friend works at a rubber dog-p**... factory.

He'll never get rich, but he makes doo.

Saudi Arabia hates s**... Doo...

But Abu Dhabi Doo!

My Doctor finally managed to cure me of my obsession with the Muppets


He gave me an e**...
followed by a Doo Doo do do do

Freddy from s**... doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s

He ran on splitting up gangs.

Man goes to a doctor for a physical

Doctor says "You are doing well except for your dickie doo". "What's that?" the man asks. The doctor says "That's when your belly sticks out further than your dickie doo".

What kind of car does s**... Doo drive?

A Scoobaru

A friend told me that Freddy from s**... Doo was gay

I told him that he was an idiot
Because liking traps doesn't make you gay.

Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden

He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized e**.... when asked about what they signified,
Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."

Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show

"Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show. It's like those ghost hunter shows, but instead of idiots walking around in the dark saying, "Is there a spirit in here?", it will be skeptics debunking it, and finding out what's really going on."
"They had a show like that when I was a kid."
"Really? What was it called?"
"s**... Doo."

There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character

the s**... Dooby Doo ICU.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

"It's a phenomena (do doo do d**...)"

Did you know s**... Doo is depressed?

He's been kinda stuck in a rut-roe

Why doesn't s**... Doo like bass players?

They're racists

jokes about doo

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