Donut Shop Jokes
26 donut shop jokes and hilarious donut shop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about donut shop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Donut Shop Short Jokes
Short donut shop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The donut shop humour may include short donuts jokes also.
- I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box.... ...I've been banned for life from that shop.
- Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store I'll call it glazed and confused
- Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop?
...because he was fed up with the hole business! - New Donut Shop One opened in my town that also does male vasectomies in the back. Still waiting for them to switch their name to Dunkin' NoNuts.
- They say Luis Fonsi started his own artisan donut shop recently, he specializes in habanero flavored donuts When asked for his recipe, he just said they were made with the spicy dough
- A topologist walks into a coffee shop. He orders a coffee and a donut. When he receives his order, he looks at the employee quizzically and asks, "What is this? I didn't order two of the same thing!"
- A local donut shop started putting cereal on their donuts When asked why they did it they said: "having donuts with cereal is a very ce-real experience"
- So a guy in a donut shop asks the cashier "Hey, do you have ice cream here?" The cashier replies... "No, we donut."
- My wife wants me to eat healthier and got upset when I went to a donut shop. It was a fruitless endeavor.
- An optometrist asks a southern belle what she want from the donut shop. She respond "eye dude, eclair."
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Donut Shop One Liners
Which donut shop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with donut shop? I can suggest the ones about dunkin donuts and donut hole.
- What did the baker say to his mistress I'm almost there, Donut Shop!
- I really want to start a donut shop But I don't have enough dough
- What's the only place that has 24 hour protection from the cops? A donut shop
- I entered a donut shop and asked for a baker's dozen... ...I dozen't get it.
- I want to walk into a donut shop and yell... "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLE-Y!"
Humorous Donut Shop Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about donut shop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean doughnuts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make donut shop pranks.
So a man walks into a donut shop on Dagobah...
And he sees a little green alien behind the counter. He asks for a hot donut.
The alien says, "Broken, our fryer is. Yesterday's donuts, I can sell you. Also, donut ingredients, we still have."
But the man is really craving a warm donut, so he asks, "Are you absolutely sure I can't get a freshly-made donut?"
"Only two options have you!" says the alien. "Dough or donut - there is no fry."
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Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store
I'll call it glazed and confused
The baker at my local donut shop was bragging about how the male enhancement pills he'd started taking actually worked.
And that was fine until I noticed the holes in the donuts were a little larger than usual.
Free Haircuts
One day, a florist went to a barber shop to get his hair cut. After the barber was finished, the florist went to pay, but the barber said, "No, this one's on the house, I'm doing the community a service this week and giving free haircuts." The next morning, the barber comes to work to find a handwritten thank you note from the florist along with a dozen roses. Later, a policeman came into get his hair cut. When the officer went to pay, the barber once again refused payment. The next morning, the barber came to work to find another thank you note along with a dozen donuts. That afternoon, a congressman came to get a haircut. Again, when the congressman attempted to pay, the barber told him there would be no charge. The following day, the barber once again arrived to a surprise at work. This time a dozen congressmen had lined up to get their free haircuts.
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders his meal........
The waitress brings his meal to him, and he takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see the cook. The waitress takes him back to the kitchen and he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!, and starts to gag. The waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.