Following is our collection of funny Donut Shop jokes. There are some donut shop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donut shop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
And he sees a little green alien behind the counter. He asks for a hot donut.
The alien says, "Broken, our fryer is. Yesterday's donuts, I can sell you. Also, donut ingredients, we still have."
But the man is really craving a warm donut, so he asks, "Are you absolutely sure I can't get a freshly-made donut?"
"Only two options have you!" says the alien. "Dough or donut - there is no fry."
I'll call it glazed and confused
And that was fine until I noticed the holes in the donuts were a little larger than usual.
...I've been banned for life from that shop.
He says to the worker:
"Why isn't my donut glazed?!
The worker respond:
"Look sir, i'm not going to sugar coat it."
Why did the man close his donut shop?
...because he was fed up with the hole business!
i'll call it 'glazed and confused'.
One opened in my town that also does male vasectomies in the back. Still waiting for them to switch their name to Dunkin' NoNuts.
When asked for his recipe, he just said they were made with the spicy dough
He orders a coffee and a donut. When he receives his order, he looks at the employee quizzically and asks, "What is this? I didn't order two of the same thing!"
I'm almost there, Donut Shop!
You can explore donut shop reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean donut shop dad jokes. There are also donut shop puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
But I don't have enough dough
When asked why they did it they said: "having donuts with cereal is a very ce-real experience"
A donut shop
"No, we donut."
It was a fruitless endeavor.
She respond "eye dude, eclair."
Which would be fine except he's the baker and the holes in the donuts were a little bigger this week.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the donut shop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working donut shop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.