The Best 19 Donut Shop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Donut Shop jokes. There are some donut shop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donut shop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Donut Shop Jokes and Puns

So a man walks into a donut shop on Dagobah...

And he sees a little green alien behind the counter. He asks for a hot donut.

The alien says, "Broken, our fryer is. Yesterday's donuts, I can sell you. Also, donut ingredients, we still have."

But the man is really craving a warm donut, so he asks, "Are you absolutely sure I can't get a freshly-made donut?"

"Only two options have you!" says the alien. "Dough or donut - there is no fry."

Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical marijuana store

I'll call it glazed and confused

The baker at my local donut shop was bragging about how the male enhancement pills he'd started taking actually worked.

And that was fine until I noticed the holes in the donuts were a little larger than usual.

I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box....

...I've been banned for life from that shop.

An angry customers walks back in a donut shop.

He says to the worker:


"Why isn't my donut glazed?!


The worker respond:


"Look sir, i'm not going to sugar coat it."


Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop?
...because he was fed up with the hole business!

i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells weed

i'll call it 'glazed and confused'.

New Donut Shop

One opened in my town that also does male vasectomies in the back. Still waiting for them to switch their name to Dunkin' NoNuts.

They say Luis Fonsi started his own artisan donut shop recently, he specializes in habanero flavored donuts

When asked for his recipe, he just said they were made with the spicy dough

A topologist walks into a coffee shop.

He orders a coffee and a donut. When he receives his order, he looks at the employee quizzically and asks, "What is this? I didn't order two of the same thing!"

What did the baker say to his mistress

I'm almost there, Donut Shop!

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I really want to start a donut shop

But I don't have enough dough

A local donut shop started putting cereal on their donuts

When asked why they did it they said: "having donuts with cereal is a very ce-real experience"

What's the only place that has 24 hour protection from the cops?

A donut shop

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

So a guy in a donut shop asks the cashier "Hey, do you have ice cream here?" The cashier replies...

"No, we donut."

My wife wants me to eat healthier and got upset when I went to a donut shop.

It was a fruitless endeavor.

An optometrist asks a southern belle what she want from the donut shop.

She respond "eye dude, eclair."

The lady at the front counter of my donut shop said her husband started taking male enlargement pills...

Which would be fine except he's the baker and the holes in the donuts were a little bigger this week.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the donut shop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working donut shop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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