The Best 58 Donut Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Donut jokes. There are some donut baker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donut donut cop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Donut Jokes and Puns

So a man walks into a donut shop on Dagobah...

And he sees a little green alien behind the counter. He asks for a hot donut.

The alien says, "Broken, our fryer is. Yesterday's donuts, I can sell you. Also, donut ingredients, we still have."

But the man is really craving a warm donut, so he asks, "Are you absolutely sure I can't get a freshly-made donut?"

"Only two options have you!" says the alien. "Dough or donut - there is no fry."

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Donut joke, What did the donut say to the cop?

Most popular

Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony?
The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl?
The girl that eats the last donut.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Nudist colony

Q- How can you tell the blind guy at a nudist colony?
A- It's not hard.

Q- Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A- The one carrying a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q- Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A- The one who can eat the last donut.

The baker at my local donut shop was bragging about how the male enhancement pills he'd started taking actually worked.

And that was fine until I noticed the holes in the donuts were a little larger than usual.

Donut joke, The baker at my local donut shop was bragging about how the male enhancement pills he'd started taki

Why were the golfer's donuts so bad?

Because he couldn't get a hole in one!

So I was doing donuts in my car..

And a cop pulls me over. Now I know what you're thinking, who names their dog Donuts?

Do you know why donuts have a hole in them?

Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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Arent a donut and a danish the same thing?

Well they are both synonym rolls!!

i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells weed

i'll call it 'glazed and confused'.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Why did the pot head plant cheerios?

He thought they were donut seeds.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Donut joke, What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Donut Man

What did the donut delivery man say to the guy who was raping and murdering his entire family?

"Please donut do that"

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop?
...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee and nine donuts.

Who's the most popular lady in the nudist camp?

The one who can eat the last donut.

Little Johnny sometimes mixed up words while speaking

And one day he was facing a murderer. Little Johnny said "Police donut kill meme!"

I am going to change my name to time being.

Because everyone is always doing stuff for the time being.

Hertz donut.

What did the taekwondo master say to his student when he asked if he could take a donut?

You can, but taekwondo.

How do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is?

The one that can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts

How to tell who the most popular woman is?
The one that can eat the last donut

How do you know that donut is created by God

It's holy

Waitress, bring me a donut...

...and step on it.

How did the german donut say hello?


A little old lady told me this at work.

Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and 12 donuts.

And the most popular woman?

The lady that can eat the last donut without getting her hands sticky.

Upon gaining sentience, a donut was quoted as saying:

"There are dozens of us!"

As a kid I had a rare degenerative eye disease. Doctors couldn't help me so I got a second opinion from a donut.

To this day I still have a glazed look in my eyes.

A topologist walks into a coffee shop.

He orders a coffee and a donut. When he receives his order, he looks at the employee quizzically and asks, "What is this? I didn't order two of the same thing!"

Why do donuts have holes?

The baker makes them with love.

What do you call a cop morning mystery?

Who donut?

I used to work at the donut factory but I quit

I was fed up with the hole business

What's a Klansman's favorite donut?

White Powdered.

What is worse than getting stung by a donut?

Bagel Bites.

For national donut day in the US

Q: what did the donut say to the cake?

A: if I had all that dough I wouldn't be hanging around this hole.

A danish with one hole in the middle is a donut. A danish with two holes in the middle is...

Most likely dead

They say Luis Fonsi started his own artisan donut shop recently, he specializes in habanero flavored donuts

When asked for his recipe, he just said they were made with the spicy dough

I used to have an obsession for sweet foods with a hole in the middle.

I donut care for them anymore though

What's the healthiest part of a donut?

The middle.

What does Michael Jordan do in Krispy Kreme?

Dunkin Donut

Which pastry is the most religious?

The donut.
Its holiness cannot be denied.

What an interesting discussion to start

Hey guys, I wanted to ask if you eat the middle of the donut. I've heard that it has a lot of calories so I don't eat it, I don't throw it out either it just dissapears.

Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical marijuana store

I'll call it glazed and confused

New Donut Shop

One opened in my town that also does male vasectomies in the back. Still waiting for them to switch their name to Dunkin' NoNuts.

How do American police stop shooters

They donut

My wife asked me if I liked fried bread coated in sugar...

Of course, I donut.

Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact...

Eat two, Brute.

Bagels and donuts are the same thing...

I donut see a difference.

I heard this joke at a new museum opening in DC, told by a five year old:

Knock knock

Who's there?


Donut who?

Donut ask me, it's a secret.

That kid has a bright future of dad jokes ahead of him

Why did the man quit his job at the donut factory?

He was fed up with the hole business!

Have you heard of the robbery at the donut store?

I heard that the robbers left with buns glazing

How do you remove the inherent bureaucracy that's plaguing the donut industry?

Cut out the middle, man.

Why couldn't the donut reach enlightenment?

Because it was already holy.

My wife accused me of taking the last donut.

It's true. I just ate the hole thing.

me: I'm going to build a time machine

**her *[eating the last donut]*:** what you gonna use it for?

**me *[eating the last donut]*:** righting wrongs

An angry customers walks back in a donut shop.

He says to the worker:

"Why isn't my donut glazed?!

The worker respond:

"Look sir, i'm not going to sugar coat it."

"I gave my husband an empty Boston Cream donut, now he's filing for divorce" "What about your children?"

He wants full custardy.

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