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One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them.
"Your eyes look glazed." I replied. "Have you been eating donuts?"
And a cop pulls me over. Now I know what you're thinking, who names their dog Donuts?
After asking for my documentation he said, "your eyes seem a bit red, have you been doing drugs?" To which I replied, "well now sir your eyes seem a bit glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
We both laughed and laughed some more!
I need bail money!
Don't taste me, bro !
The man replied, officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking
The man gets annoyed and says, Well Officer, I notice your eyes are glazed over, have you been eating donuts?
Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking?
Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?
If you get pulled over and the cop says "Your eyes look glazed over It is not wise to say "like your donuts?"
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
Who donut?
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Me: Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?
He walked up and said "sir have you been drinking today? Your eyes look red". I replied back with "no sir but have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look glazed."
A donut shop
They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there.
They Can't Lego Of Their Donuts
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