The Best 16 Donut Cop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Donut Cop jokes. There are some donut cop doughnut jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donut cop doughnuts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Donut Cop Jokes and Puns

what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts?

One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them.

"Your eyes look red." said the cop. "Have you been smoking weed?"

"Your eyes look glazed." I replied. "Have you been eating donuts?"

So I was doing donuts in my car..

And a cop pulls me over. Now I know what you're thinking, who names their dog Donuts?

The other day a Cop pulled me over...

After asking for my documentation he said, "your eyes seem a bit red, have you been doing drugs?" To which I replied, "well now sir your eyes seem a bit glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
We both laughed and laughed some more!
I need bail money!

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !


A cop pulled a man over and said, sir, your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking?

The man replied, officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?

A Cop pulls over a man for speeding and asks him,

I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking

The man gets annoyed and says, Well Officer, I notice your eyes are glazed over, have you been eating donuts?

A guy gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking?

Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?

What not to say to a cop

If you get pulled over and the cop says "Your eyes look glazed over It is not wise to say "like your donuts?"

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

What do you call a cop morning mystery?

Who donut?

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Cop: Your eyes look red. Have you been smoking pot?

Me: Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?

I was pulled over by a cop today

He walked up and said "sir have you been drinking today? Your eyes look red". I replied back with "no sir but have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look glazed."

What's the only place that has 24 hour protection from the cops?

A donut shop

Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery.

They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there.

One Thing to Know About Danish Cops

They Can't Lego Of Their Donuts

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