Donut Cop Jokes
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- So I was doing donuts in my car.. And a cop pulls me over. Now I know what you're thinking, who names their dog Donuts?
- A cop pulled a man over and said, sir, your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking? The man replied, officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
- What not to say to a cop If you get pulled over and the cop says "Your eyes look glazed over It is not wise to say "like your donuts?"
- A cop asked me why I was driving so fast "Helping you pay for donuts" was not the right answer
- Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery. They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there.
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Donut Cop One Liners
Which donut cop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with donut cop? I can suggest the ones about cops and donuts and donut shop.
- Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store I'll call it glazed and confused
- What do you call a cop morning mystery? Who donut?
- What's the only place that has 24 hour protection from the cops? A donut shop
- One Thing to Know About Danish Cops They Can't Lego Of Their Donuts
- What does a Boston cop say when you ask if he remembers his last desert? "I do-nut."
- Why do cops eat donuts and not bagels? Because Jews don't serve pork.
- Why do cops like donuts? They already come with unnecessary holes in them.
Ridiculous Donut Cop Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about donut cop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean donuts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make donut cop pranks.
The other day a Cop pulled me over...
After asking for my documentation he said, "your eyes seem a bit red, have you been doing drugs?" To which I replied, "well now sir your eyes seem a bit glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
We both laughed and laughed some more!
I need bail money!
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A guy gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking?
Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?
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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.