The Best 11 Dont Stop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dont Stop jokes. There are some dont stop wouldnt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dont stop youll puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dont Stop Jokes and Puns

A police officer stops a driver...

A police officer stops a driver to give him a ticket. He looks at the guy's driver license and says, "This says here that you need to wear corrective lenses when you drive."

The guy replies, "I have contacts".

The cops says, "I dont care who you know you still need corrective lenses"

My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy...

I said "Dont you mean an African American computer?" and he replied "Stop being so PC"

Higgs Boson walks into a church during Sunday services...

...and the priest immediately stops preaching and says "We dont like your kind around here. You are not welcome in this church.". The whole church, already silent, waits anxiously when Higgs replies "Why not? You can't have mass without me!"

Dont Stop joke, Higgs Boson walks into a church during Sunday services...

GTA

While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him.

"Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!"

"OH NO! Did you try to stop him?"

"No, but dont worry. I got the license plate number!"

How do you stop a Rhino from charging?

Nothing.
They're extinct now so you dont have to.


So an African pastor is heading to his church Sunday morning

So as he's walking through the jungle he hears growling. He turns around and sees a lion. He starts running and running until he gives up and gets on his knees and starts praying: God please dont let this lion eat me.

The pastor stops praying because he couldn't hear the lion anymore. He turns around and sees the lion on his knees praying. The pastor says hey lion I didnt know you prayed and the lion says im saying Grace

Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

Dont Stop joke

Why arent koalas considered bears?

They dont have the Koalafications.

That is the joke my dad cant stop saying since he got back from Australia.

If people clap after landing in a plane...

Why dont people clap after reaching a bus stop?

I dont want weed to be legal

Cause everything stops being fun when its legal. I had a girlfriend that was undocumented and I dumped her the second she got her green card

The other kids always made fun of me for having my Dad wait for me at the bus stop

So I finally told him "Dad I'm 17 now, you dont need to wait with me anymore. Also how long have you not been wearing pants?"

You can explore dont stop youre reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dont stop whatcha dad jokes. There are also dont stop puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dont stop theyre jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dont stop didnt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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