The Best 15 Donors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Donors jokes. There are some donors bypass jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donors organ donor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Donors Jokes and Puns

TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation.

It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers.

A Patient Needs a Heart Transplant

The surgeon tells the patient, "You are in luck; we have two matching donors! A twenty-year-old athlete and an eighty-year-old lawyer. Which heart do you want?"

The patient answers, "Give me the lawyer's heart. That one hasn't been used yet."

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.

The doctor says, 'We have three possible donors.

One is a young, healthy athlete.

The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.'

'I'll take the lawyer's heart,' says the patient.

'Why?' asks the doctor.

The patient replies, 'It's never been used.'

Donors joke, An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Vital organ donors never laugh at my jokes.

It's as if they have no heart.

One day, two organ donors fell in love with one another.

Eventually they didn't have eyes for one another

We really need to respect organ donors...

It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)

Donors joke, We really need to respect organ donors...

The sperm bank

The recently opened sperm bank in town has been a failure. They only had 3 donors:

* One couldn't come
* One came on the bus
* The other missed the tube

What do you call a family that gives a pipe organ to the church?

Organ donors.

How much do sperm donors make per week?

2 gallons...

Why do more and more churches use pianos?

Because there are no more organ donors ;(

You can explore donors arteries reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean donors doner dad jokes. There are also donors puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What kind of food do organ donors eat?


A shocking new Red Cross study has found that pessimistic people make better blood donors.

So B Negative, it's A Plus.

Why did the doctor want his list of donors alphabetical?

Because he wanted to stay organ-ized.

What's the worst thing about suicide bombers?

They're not organ donors.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the donors blood jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working donors sperm donor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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