Donor Jokes

• Short Donor Jokes
• Donor One Liners
• Blood Donor Jokes
• Transplant Donor Jokes
• Kidney Donor Jokes
• Sperm Donor Jokes
• More Donor Jokes

Funniest Donor Short Jokes

Short donor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The donor humour may include short donation jokes also.

1. A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a blood donor tent The rabbit says "I might be a type O"
2. I wanted to become a professional sperm donor I already had my slogan ready: "Wait till you get a load of this guy!"
3. A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood donor center. The rabbit says: "I think I'm a type O."
4. Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg.
5. Accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today... my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg
6. But are we sure Rishi will have the resources to pay the fine? Boris will clearly borrow it from a donor.
7. I went to go dontate blood yesterday... ...but the phlebotomist said they could not take my blood because there was a Type-O on my donor card.
8. Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, "My heart is in Oregon." She replied, "I know what a heart is!"
9. What did the doctor say to the sad blood donor? ​
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   Be positive.
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10. Doctor has a question. He asks if I'd like to be a kidney donor. I tell him "Doc, I'm all grown up now. I have adult knees, I don't think that'll work."

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Donor One Liners

Which donor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with donor? I can suggest the ones about donate and receives donation.

1. Whenever I'm sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says B positive .
2. Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card? . .Cos I really need bits for my kids go-kart
3. Why are kidney donors' houses so messy? They are disorganized.
4. My dad suggested I register for a donor card He's a man after my own heart
5. How do Republican politicians please their wives? By getting a big donor.
6. Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab
7. What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital? Donor Kebab
8. The worst (best?) name for an egg donor clinic? The Inside Scoop
9. Did Stephen hawking have a donor card? I need some parts for my go kart.
10. Motorcycles, more like donor cycles.
11. What do you call a high risk blood donor? A Gay man,
12. My drivers license says I'm an o**... donor, but jokes on them because I own a piano.
13. What do you call someone who doesn't wear a seatbelt? An o**... donor
14. Celine Dion is an o**... donor... So when she dies, her heart will go on.
15. I gave up my dream of becoming an o**... donor I didn't have the heart for it

Blood Donor Jokes

Here is a list of funny blood donor jokes and even better blood donor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My doctor was telling me that my blood tests had a typo So I guess it's pretty cool to be a universal donor.
• How do you get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses who come knocking on your door? Tell them you're an avid blood donor.
• A shocking new Red Cross study has found that pessimistic people make better blood donors. So B Negative, it's A Plus.
• Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car c**...? He was an Oregon donor.

Transplant Donor Jokes

Here is a list of funny transplant donor jokes and even better transplant donor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My mate needed a bone marrow transplant We found a match in Argentina
  The operation was a success
  Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.
• "Our hearts go out to everybody in need of a transplant." - Every o**... donor ever

Kidney Donor Jokes

Here is a list of funny kidney donor jokes and even better kidney donor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• It really takes heart to be an o**... donor. Or a liver. Or a pancreas. Even a kidney or two.

Sperm Donor Jokes

Here is a list of funny sperm donor jokes and even better sperm donor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL s**... donors are paid $50 per donation. It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers.
• A s**... donor, a lumberjack, and an agreeable man walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he concurred.
• A s**... donor, a carpenter and Mehmed II, Ottoman Emperor are in a room. Julius Caesar walks in the room. What did he say? "Veni, vidi, vici."
• I went to a s**... bank to become a donor. Apparently they did not want me, they just told me to beat it.
• It takes guts to be an o**... donor. And b**... to be a s**... donor.
• Why was the London s**... bank so unsuccessful? The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
• Don't forget, s**... Donor day is June 16th this year. It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.
• I was going to be a s**... donor for a friend But I pulled out at the last second.
• Which song does the s**... donor play in repeat? Dire Straits - Money for Nutting
• The s**... bank The recently opened s**... bank in town has been a failure. They only had 3 donors:
  * One couldn't come
  * One came on the bus
  * The other missed the tube

Amusing & Witty Donor Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about donor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blood donation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make donor pranks.