The Best 80 Donor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Donor jokes. There are some donor arteries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donor organ donor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Donor Jokes and Puns

Which song does the sperm donor play in repeat?

Dire Straits - Money for Nutting

A man who recently lost his eye goes into the doctor...

Patient: "Doctor, is there anything we can do to replace my eye?"

Doctor: "Well, we could transplant a donor eye.."

Patient: "Really? Would I be able to see again?!"

Doctor: "No, but it's just for looks anyway!"

Blood Types

Watching 'Archer' and the topic of blood types came up. Conversation was as followed:

Friend: "Which blood type is the universal donor?"

Me: "O negative"

Friend: "Which is the universal receiver?"

Me: "Your mom."

*Hilarity ensued*

What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery?

"at least his death wasn't in vein"

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Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, "My heart is in Oregon."

She replied, "I know what a heart is!"

Father's Mustache

Son: Dad when you die, I'm going to have that mustache shaved off so nobody recognizes you in the coffin.
Dad: It'll already be gone.
Son: What do you mean?
Dad: I'm an organ donor, somebody is gonna want it.

Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car crash?

He was an Oregon donor.

Donor joke, Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car crash?

I think my organ donor girlfriend wants to break up with me.

She just doesn't have the guts to do it.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

My drivers license says I'm an organ donor,

but jokes on them because I own a piano.

Celine Dion is an organ donor...

So when she dies, her heart will go on.

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You hear in his will Prince left a bunch of large musical instruments to churches?

Turns out he was *a big organ donor.*

How do Republican politicians please their wives?

By getting a big donor.

I carry a donor card, but I haven't signed it...

...cause I want somebody else to be able to use it after I have died

A registered organ donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime...

Because they de-liver for free.

My brother was telling me about the organ donor scheme

I thought "there's a man after my own heart."

Donor joke, My brother was telling me about the organ donor scheme

My dad recently suggested I get an organ donor card...

He's a man after my own heart.

my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor

he's a man after my own heart

-masai graham

my dad asked me if I have an organ donor card.

i guess he really is a man after my own heart.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

I was driving home today and got stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Be an organ donor!"...

They were doing 20 in a 30.

I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.

My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor...

because "who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"

Turkish fundraising dinner

Donor Kebab

Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card.

Cost me an arm and a leg.

I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor

So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas.

Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor...

... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart

Donor joke, Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor...

My dad has suggested that I register to be an organ donor....

I guess he is a man after my own heart.

Did you hear about the registered donor who had a car crash on the Golden Gate Bridge?

He left his heart in San Francisco.

Whenever I'm sad I just read my blood donor ID.

It always says B positive .

I officially became an organ donor...

Now does anyone need a 1970s brown electric organ? It's been sitting in my living room for a long time.

A 5 year old boy was in kidney failure.

Dad: "Son, I'm sorry, but your kidneys aren't working anymore."

Son: "it's gonna be fine, dad."

Dad: "I know...we can start dialysis and get you on the donor list."

Son: "I was actually thinking about just asking for my adult knees early."

The worst (best?) name for an egg donor clinic?

The Inside Scoop

The person at the drivers license office asked me if I wanted to be an organ donor.

I said sure, and I hope my Wurlitzer goes to a good cause.

My dad said I should get an organ donor card

He's a man after my own heart

My friend asked me why i didn't sign my organ donor card

I want somebody else to be able to use it after I have died.

Its pretty hard to stay positive...

My grandfather recently died from blood loss. We might have found a donor for his blood type. But nobody knew it. He kept shouting "Be Positive!"
But it was pretty hard to be positive at the time...

The pretty lady at the DMV urged me to sign up to be an organ donor.

That's when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!

what do you call a cyclist without a helmet?

an organ donor.

Did you hear about the girl who accidentally put her donor card in the ATM machine?

It cost her an arm and a leg!

I was an organ donor for my ex-girlfriend

When we broke up she took a piece of me with her

They always say 1 Organ Donor will save 8 lives ...

*shouldn't it be 7?*

Don't forget, Sperm Donor day is June 16th this year.

It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.

My dad suggested I register for a donor card

He's a man after my own heart

Abandoned slogan: Become an organ donor...

...What have you got to lose?

I went to a sperm bank to become a donor.

Apparently they did not want me, they just told me to beat it.

A doctor asked the patient if he would like to be a donor.

The patient said, "Yes, but only donate my organs to my enemies."

"Why?" asked the doctor.

"Because they really hate my guts."

They say looks don't matter, it's what's in the inside that counts...

If you're looking for a organ donor.

Did Stephen hawking have a donor card?

I need some parts for my go kart.

Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card?

. .Cos I really need bits for my kids go-kart

My death will be tragic, I already know. No seriously, not a single person will be happy. Mostly because...

I am not an organ donor.

I ordered some stuff on Black Friday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.

Cost me an arm and a leg.

My doctor flipped my organ around today.

So he called me a nagro donor.

Meanwhile at the Sperm Donor Bank

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.

He goes up to the nurse and demands for her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.

So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!".

So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.

Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard is it ?."

My job as an Organ donor

Is literally killing me.

At the annual sperm donor conference, the president takes the mic and says

Good morning and thank for coming, everyone

My doctor was telling me that my blood tests had a typo

So I guess it's pretty cool to be a universal donor.

Are you an organ donor?

Or an organ don'tor?

I was going to be a sperm donor for a friend

But I pulled out at the last second.

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

And balls to be a sperm donor.

Organ donation study reaches same conclusions as earlier study on GMO's

Studies have shown a strong correlation between the sexual identity of patients and whether they're able to accept various different donor organs. In particular, the bodies of aggressively heterosexual patients tend to reject donor organs.

As with studies earlier this year on genetically modified crops, researchers concluded from this data that straight men don't like trans plants.

What did the doctor say to the sad blood donor?

Be positive.

How do you get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses who come knocking on your door?

Tell them you're an avid blood donor.

A sperm donor, a lumberjack, and an agreeable man walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he concurred.

Accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today...

my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg

I gave up my dream of becoming an organ donor

I didn't have the heart for it

A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a blood donor tent

The rabbit says "I might be a type O"

What do you call someone who doesn't wear a seatbelt?

An organ donor

Blood donor

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. When I drew his blood, there was a little squirt of blood and it surprised him. I looked him deeply in the eyes and told him, you're bleeding because you don't floss

It takes guts... be an organ donor.

I went to go dontate blood yesterday...

...but the phlebotomist said they could not take my blood because there was a Type-O on my donor card.

Lung cancer has done a real number on me; I don't have long left. Doc said he's going to get me a donor lung..

…but I'm not holding my breath.

A sperm donor, a carpenter and Mehmed II, Ottoman Emperor are in a room. Julius Caesar walks in the room. What did he say?

"Veni, vidi, vici."

The plastic surgeon

A plastic surgeon walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I've been wondering... Can you successfully transfer a skin graft off one person's butt to another person who isn't related to the donor?" the bartender asks. "Ass skin for a friend."

Doctor has a question.

He asks if I'd like to be a kidney donor. I tell him "Doc, I'm all grown up now. I have adult knees, I don't think that'll work."

It really takes heart to be an organ donor.

Or a liver. Or a pancreas. Even a kidney or two.

My wife is currently giving away 30% of her liver (living liver donor transplant)….

We met with the surgeon right before she went back to the operating room and I told him I really hope you De-Liver

True story! (yes he thought I was stupid 😂)

But are we sure Rishi will have the resources to pay the fine?

Boris will clearly borrow it from a donor.

I can't be in the national organ donor program.

I just don't have the guts.

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood donor center.

The rabbit says: "I think I'm a type O."

Someone called me trash, but joke is on them.

I'm an organ donor, I'm recyclable.

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