The Best 7 Donnie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Donnie jokes. There are some donnie ricky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donnie johnnie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Donnie Jokes and Puns

Donald Trump gets executed

and is hanged by the neck until dead.
At Trump Tower, his family watches CNN, which is covering his death live, all of them mournful and teary before Donald himself walks in triumphantly.

"But Donald, CNN says you were killed!" Ivanka cried.

"Nope!" Donnie beamed, holding up the rope that was used to hang him, "fake noose."

At the 3rd grade violin rehearsal ...

... Donnie Corleone Jr. walks in, opens his violin case and unveils, to the shock of all, a tommy gun. The teachers are livid, panic nearly ensues, but Donnie just starts laughing uncontrollably.

"What's wrong with you? This is serious! Why are you laughing?"

"Because I just imagined dad holding up the bank with my violin."

Imagine the sex talk between The Donald and Stormie...

Oh Donald!
You're so great, Donald!
You're so big, Donald!
You're the best, Donald!!

And then Stormie asks, What do you keep mumbling, Donnie?

Mrs Donnelly: Mick? You took me husband Donnie on da trip to Guinness brewery, and heres you are alone. Where's me Donnie?

Mick: Its terrible news, miss. Donnie were leanin over one of those great big vats of stout, fell in and drowned.


Mrs Donnelly (starting to tear up): Oh lord in heaven... Mick! At least tell me he died quick.


Mick: I can't miss. He got out to pee three times.

Happy Saint Paddies ta ya all!

So since Donnie Yen is in the new Star Wars Rogue Squadron movie...

Will his ship be called the X-Wing Chun?


Whats the difference between Donnie Darko and the KKK?

Ones a cult classic, the other a classic cult

What do you get when Geoff King is high?

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the donnie tos jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working donnie willie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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