Following is our collection of funny Donner Party jokes. There are some donner party jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these donner party puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"Uh, yeah it's just one now...and uh, I'm not hungry anymore."
Breakfast: Jacks
Lunch: Franks
Dinner: Patties
The restaurant simply refused to seat the Donner party.
Er, 4? Umm, 3?...
"Wow took you long enough! We're down to 2 now!"
Here's a rare treat....an original joke
At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism.
I added that they were supposedly humbled by their experience but I always thought they were full of themselves.
Client laughed.
A meat and greet.
The Donner Party
The meaning of 'Who is being served now?'
The Donner Party
Santa decided that the Donner Party was not to be repeated.
You can explore donner party reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean donner party dad jokes. There are also donner party puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Apparently, they were fed up with people.
The hostess call out, "Donner family of 8, your table is ready." She looks back at the book. "Correction, Donner party of 7"
and ended up in the Donner Party.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the donner party jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working donner party piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.